Jattdogg

I got a "nearly" 3 year old and 9 months old at home and let me tell you relationships take a big step back sexually with young children around. You are both tired from being a parent plus stresses of everyday life. Stress will always be around but I'm finally starting to get more time with the wife again and things are coming back to where they were before kids. Its no walk in the park but just keep at it be open and TALK to eachother. I cant say it will work out but you owe it to yourselves and your lovely little one to try harder. If thoughts get a little OJ simpson like perhaps you should boogie before you get to that point.

Ouch im sure the wife doesnt appreciate that. Shave it and go smoothe

The only thing i enjoy about being hairy is being able to grow a beard properly. Outside of that the sack, chest and pit hair is annoying to maintain at a decent length without being able to braid it.

if women only knew what we thought.

Cheers! Least your pain is all in one day for the year!

Thats the christmas spirit! Enjoy

Birthday today. Quiet day so far with the wife and kids. Gunna eat some curry goat and lamb kebabs with rice and naan. Then kill a strawberry shortcake (bday cake). Been tidying up as we got my family and the inlaws coming round tomorrow.

Ohhh Elisha always does me in. Shes beautiful

Sorry to hear that. I can make people disappear for you so ultimately the job can be yours if you want......how determined are you?In the meantime put a 5er on the lotto and when you win you can tell the gaffer how much of a tosser he is (even if he is really nice)

. So at the end of that minor yet correct rant is it safe to assume you are still begrudgingly going out with the mrs?

Gotta be publicity stunt. This guy is beyond his "best before date".

http://www.theprovince.com/touch/news/world/saudi+millionaire+acquitted+rape+charge+after+claiming+tripped/11594000/comments.html?rel= Not sure if this was posted before. Also not sure if this category makes sense but the logic he uses makes it interesting

Was so tired passed out at 830pm. Was in and out of sleep while watching the little ones. Wife tells me to go sleep around 930. Sleeping for 5 minutes and she comes running upstairs to wake me. My daughter had shat herself it came out her diaper and all down her clothes and legs. Had to help clean her up etc. Sickening. The 3rd time in 2 days shes shat herself badly. Damnit! The one thing i hate about being a parent . Now its 1030 and im wide awake. Screwed myself now wont pass out for hours now. Greaaaaaaaaaaaat.

Thank fook its vendredi tomorrow.

I have 2 and want to cry at times 5 is insane. Im sure they are lovely though Woke up with a headachet. Had all day at work and came home with it. Still lingering.....like a stale fart...

Yes please

Saddened to hear the news Singhy. I know you will all find closure now but my thoughts are with all of your extended family/close friends.

Time to get some lotion and tissues. Brb

Sorry to hear about your cousins disappearance. Saw a news article about it. Hoping for a better outcome.

Ivanna venturathatass ..no???

Has anyone seen the new northern Ireland eye sore of a kit? Horrendous. http://www.thescore.com/news/878170 http://m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/opinion/news-analysis/what-were-they-thinking-when-they-put-this-northern-ireland-strip-together-34184709.html

Just got my test results and turns out it was a different type of cyst that has higher chance of reoccurence but ultimately it was benign so i dont have cancer. Thank god!

Why are you touching gay dog penises. Let them enjoy without a helping hand

Perhaps he neess to rebuild his reputation in the championship with fulham.

Nice fromunda cheese on that 'tossed' salad. Beware una beware