Injuries following LCFC

[Sol thewall Bamba]

Dislocated kneecap at forest away with that late goal in the league cup, popped out but went straight bk in again in a split second, then Everton at home last season, I did my other knee when Chris wood scored but it stayed dislocated I had to straighten me leg to put it back into place, never pain like it! Was off work for 8 weeks

[Guest Mee-9]

Dilated anus after sitting on a dildo after watching Vardy's goal on Saturday.

[GaelicFox]

It's only time before someone cops a clapper in the eye , little brats were throwing them around again

I copped one on barnet saturday and it bloody hurt I went back and had a word with the young man who's dad returned to scene and clattered him accross the head

[EverybodyDannsNow]

My shins are purple most weeks from goal celebrations

[theessexfox]

Not from the game but I was lying on the wooden floor in the living room watching the Watford semi-final, needless to say that I felt like I'd broken my wrist after Deeney scored. 

[Mayofox]

Banged my head on quite a solid light fitting when Claridge shinned it against Palace.

Further back in time, you had to be strong to be right by the crush barriers on the Kop when we scored. Sometimes chickened out, ducked underneath, and let the poor sod behind me take the pressure.