Dreaming Wonderland

[Chester Dontlie]

Call me Meg!

 

http://www.foxestalk.co.uk/forums/topic/105644-swansea-home-pre-match-threadthoughts/?p=3838344

 

 

 

"'Curiouser and curiouser!’ cried Rachel (she was so much surprised, that for the moment she quite forgot how to speak good English); `now I’m opening out like the largest ******** that ever was! Good-bye, Premier League!’ (for when she looked at the table, Leicester seemed to be almost out of sight, it was that crowded near the bottom).

 

`Oh, my poor little club, I wonder who will put on your studs and shin pads for you now, dears? I’m sure _I_ shan’t be able! I shall be a great deal too far off to trouble myself about you: you must manage the best way you can; –but I must be kind to them,’ thought Rachel, `or perhaps they won’t play the way I want them to play! Let me see: I’ll give them a new manager and couple new signings.’

And she went on planning to herself how she would manage it. `They must go by Kante,’ she thought; `and how funny it’ll seem, sending passes to one’s own feet! And how odd the stats will look!

 

CORNERS 16 - 0
SHOTS ON TARGET 5 - 2
SPURS LEICESTER 0 - 1
(WITH ROB HUTH'S LOVE).

 

Oh dear, what nonsense I’m talking!’

Just then her head struck against the stadium's roof: in fact she was now more than nine feet high, and she at once took up the little silver trophy cup..."

 

 

- from Filbert Caroll's Leicester-In-Wonderland

 

[Sionnach gorm]

Right ho, then. Back to bed and report to us tomorrow morning!

[Socks]

You are the new messiah

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

What you been drinking lad you okay?

[foxes_rule1978]

Not sure what to say i guess 10/10 for originality at least.

[weller54]

You are the new messiah

No, he's a very very naughty boy!