Who would you choose?

[Gerard]

Simpson getting the winner at Man Utd after Tottenham draw tonight.

 

Ex Man Utd and hasn't scored this season.

[Finnegan]

Last minute of the last game. It looks like we've thrown it away. We need to beat Chelsea and we've been behind for eighty minutes. We get a corner on eighty minutes and Big Wes towers above Terry to pull us back in.

Ninety sixth minute, last corner of the game, up goes everyone. EVERYONE. Gray whips in a peach of a cross and out of absolutely nowhere comes Kasper like a salmon in spawning season, memories of his effort in the Championship but this time he's a clear foot over poor Cahill and there's no doubt as the ball thunders down off the bar and across the line.

In commentary, Tyler has an absolute stroke "SCHMEICHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL!"

Next year, at least fifty people bankrupt themselves getting "SCHMEICHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL, 1" on the back of the new keeper shirt.

Finners dies of a heart attack on the floor of a HUB bar in Tokyo surrounded by ecstatic Shinji supporters.

[Finnegan]

Or. Eighty fifth minute of a dross game against Everton in which it looks like we're going to fail to put a ribbon on it and force it in to the last day.

Schlupp picks up a loose pass in the midfield and goes tearing down on goal, ball bobbling off his knees. It flicks up just as he's about to smash it and he slices his shot so far wide that it veers straight for Shinji on the opposite side of the box.

The shot lands square in Okazaki's dish, who's launched backwards by the force, and flies for the opposite corner. The keeper is completely wrong footed and is forced to watch the scruffiest goal in premier league history trickle across the line.

Spurs fans all outraged sign a petition to have it disallowed for being the ugliest goal in history and denying Beautiful Tottenham winning in "style" as they go on to put seven goals past Newcastle, including four rabonas and a back heel.

[char123]

Fuchs with a blinding free kick in the top corner in the final minute. Great player doesnt always get much credit as he is usually over shadowed by huth/morgan. Genuine nice guy as well

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[Lloydwasmylife]

Or. Eighty fifth minute of a dross game against Everton in which it looks like we're going to fail to put a ribbon on it and force it in to the last day.

Schlupp picks up a loose pass in the midfield and goes tearing down on goal, ball bobbling off his knees. It flicks up just as he's about to smash it and he slices his shot so far wide that it veers straight for Shinji on the opposite side of the box.

The shot lands square in Okazaki's dish, who's launched backwards by the force, and flies for the opposite corner. The keeper is completely wrong footed and is forced to watch the scruffiest goal in premier league history trickle across the line.

Spurs fans all outraged sign a petition to have it disallowed for being the ugliest goal in history and denying Beautiful Tottenham winning in "style" as they go on to put seven goals past Newcastle, including four rabonas and a back heel.

I would prefer this to the Kasper goal.

If it was up to me id want Drinky at Man U or King at Chelsea. Or Kante picks it up on half way, breaks free of everyone and veers down on goal, the keeper rushes out 40 yards and Kante just takes it straight past him and just runs it in.

[Guest BlueBrett]

I would prefer this to the Kasper goal.

If it was up to me id want Drinky at Man U or King at Chelsea. Or Kante picks it up on half way, breaks free of everyone and veers down on goal, the keeper rushes out 40 yards and Kante just takes it straight past him and just runs it in.

Can he do the kids in the park thing where he stops it on the line and gets down on his hands and knees to head it in please?

[ARM1968]

Big Was

[ARM1968]

Or Mahrez I guess

[Captain...]

Fuchs as he hasn't scored this season or Kasper.

[FireFox]

v Man United - Ulloa or Drinkwater

Chelsea v Tottenham - Cesc, Hazard, or JT

v Everton - Fuchs

v Chelsea - King or JT OG