Alf Bentley Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 There was a young man called Schmeichel ..................................................cycle I can rhyme the word purple With Angela Merkel But I'm flummoxed with Schmeichel or Michael. There was a young man called Schmeichel Who had a stressful menstrual cycle He'd turn the air blue As soon as look at you His ranting was taking the Michael
stripeyfox Posted 13 May 2016 Posted 13 May 2016 T'was the day that Rex became lost at a sizeable sentimental cost within an hour he was passed around the king power and Cheese's eyes became remarkably glossed. Ha ha! Bravo!
Rincewind Posted 13 May 2016 Posted 13 May 2016 It wasn't a good day for FoxTalkers Their home was swamped by stalkers So mods took the site down And said with a frown Let's see them troll now the forkers.
Rincewind Posted 14 May 2016 Posted 14 May 2016 Not a limerick but just came across this. A poem using just one vowel. The letter A. The link has the poet performing it and the poem in text. http://www.lukewright.co.uk/spad/
Alf Bentley Posted 15 May 2016 Posted 15 May 2016 I remember hearing this one at primary school when I was about 9 or 10: "There was a young girl called Anne, Who one day got onto a tram The dirty conductor Came up and fvcked her And now she's pushing a pram" Innocent lad as I was, I asked my Dad: "fvcked means kissed, doesn't it, Dad?" A little earlier (age 7?), I went into a public toilet with my Dad and someone had sprayed "CVNT" on the wall. I asked my Dad what a cvnt was. For fellow innocents out there, "fvcked" does mean "kissed" and a "cvnt" is "a female piddle-pee".
Rincewind Posted 15 May 2016 Posted 15 May 2016 There was a football team called Tottenham Who told Leicester they were following em But they could not keep up the pace So lost out on second place And ended up looking up Arsenal's bum.
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