davieG Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 There was a young fellow named LearWho invented Limericks, we hear,so now we conversein humorous verseon Limerick Day every year Have you got a favourite? Maybe you feel like making one up. Keep them clean and acceptable.
cambridgefox Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 We had a Limericks page a few years ago which others on FT were making them up about each other.it was really good. My effort I was really proud of and no offence was meant.Think I can remember it.Here goes . There once was a fellow called Strokes Who didn't like women but blokes He knelt on the table All willing and able Charging four pounds and fifty for pokes
joachim1965 Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 A team we call spuds had no bottle our title hopes they tried to scuttle When it came down to class We sure kicked their ass And now i just sit here and chuckle.
Alf Bentley Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 There was an old lad, Davie G, Who often struggled to pee, Was it something he ate? Or a swollen prostate? No, people were taking the piss, you see! There was a young chap in a punt, Who would often go out on the hunt, From Cambridge to the Fens, This Fox would chase hens, What a stunningly cunning stunt!
davieG Posted 12 May 2016 Author Posted 12 May 2016 We had a Limericks page a few years ago which others on FT were making them up about each other.it was really good. My effort I was really proud of and no offence was meant.Think I can remember it.Here goes . There once was a fellow called Strokes Who didn't like women but blokes He knelt on the table All willing and able Charging four pounds and fifty for pokes You mean these http://www.foxestalk.co.uk/forums/topic/90686-limericks-post-them-here/?hl=limericks http://www.foxestalk.co.uk/forums/topic/68285-got-any-limericks/?hl=limericks Yea I was aware but I was hoping people would come up with some new ones.
cambridgefox Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 You mean these http://www.foxestalk.co.uk/forums/topic/90686-limericks-post-them-here/?hl=limericks http://www.foxestalk.co.uk/forums/topic/68285-got-any-limericks/?hl=limericks Yea I was aware but I was hoping people would come up with some new ones. What! New ones?i like to recycle my old material until at least one person thinks it's funny( excluding me).
davieG Posted 12 May 2016 Author Posted 12 May 2016 What! New ones?i like to recycle my old material until at least one person thinks it's funny( excluding me). Well i did ask for favourites as well.
davieG Posted 12 May 2016 Author Posted 12 May 2016 What! New ones?i like to recycle my old material until at least one person thinks it's funny( excluding me). A poster they call cambridgefox was suffering from writers blocks The guy wasn't dim But new limericks for him mean't he couldn't think out of the box.
davieG Posted 12 May 2016 Author Posted 12 May 2016 There was an old lad, Davie G, Who often struggled to pee, Was it something he ate? Or a swollen prostate? No, people were taking the piss, you see! There was a young chap in a punt, Who would often go out on the hunt, From Cambridge to the Fens, This Fox would chase hens, What a stunningly cunning stunt! A word-smith they called Alf(red)Bentley Roasted posters most irreverently People cringed at each word Thought his limericks absurd But they shrugged it of benevolently ....and that was bloody difficult.
Alf Bentley Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 A word-smith they called Alf(red)Bentley Roasted posters most irreverently People cringed at each word Thought his limericks absurd But they shrugged it of benevolently ....and that was bloody difficult.
davieG Posted 12 May 2016 Author Posted 12 May 2016 With a little help from MrsG who also likes her words.
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 There was a young man called Top Whose foxes no-one could stop The victories kept coming The Spurs fans kept wumming Until May then the penny did the drop.
AKCJ Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 T'was the day that Rex became lost at a sizeable sentimental cost within an hour he was passed around the king power and Cheese's eyes became remarkably glossed.
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 There was an old bellend called Quinn He'd say Leicester lose then we'd win He looked so deflated As we weren't relegated Won the title. Now get in the bin.
Jon the Hat Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 We're coming for you said Kane Tweeting a Lion with big fluffy mane When it came to the crunch got his knickers in a bunch A pussy whose threats were in vain
Webbo Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 A pundit by the name of Souness Said Leicester City were a mess. We won't win the title was his constant recital but our lads couldn't care less
Webbo Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 Lineker now recants his Ranieri,really? Rants he's given this reason why at the start of next season he's presenting the match in his pants.
Jon the Hat Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 A sad old pundit named Lawro predicted Leicester fans sorrow but week after week his excitement would peak when he said we would lose tomorrow!
Jon the Hat Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 There was a class act named Ranieri with whom the press were quite lairy Dilly-ding Dilly-dong! he proved everyone wrong! basking in Championship Premieri!
Alf Bentley Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 Joleon and Gaby they played for the Villa They thought "this season is sure to be a thriller" Joleon said his car was class But Gaby was high on gas Now they're off on free transfers to Manila
AKCJ Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 Claudio had everything to prove And boy have opinions moved. He used to be tinker But now he's the thinker And I for one absolutely approve.
tom27111 Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 Ranieri said we'd top the table, Because his players were more than able, Vardy and Mahrez scored goals, Kante plugged all the holes, It feels like something of fable!
Rincewind Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 TV pundits praise for Leicester is rare Saying their season would be a mare But the players held a PL winners Party At the home of England's No. 1 Jamie Vardy Where Ranieri stuck two fingers in the air
MPH Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 There once was a man called Rob Huth. who's elbow once caught someones tooth The ref said he seen it Bur poor Rob didn't mean it And he swears that's the absolute truth
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 There was a young man called Schmeichel ..................................................cycle I can rhyme the word purple With Angela Merkel But I'm flummoxed with Schmeichel or Michael.
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