The richest footballer

[Bob Weasel Fox]

2 hours ago, Paddy. said:

I read this as 'a white gold penis'

He is a Gold member apparently. . . . . 

[Collymore]

If he's reading this he's my favorite player and I hope he makes it as he's proper good.

 

Just to change the subject, hate to do this, some of you know me... I'm really struggling at the moment financially. I need to keep these charities I've set up going and the project to save those endangered tigers is £236k in arrears. Anybody know of anybody or think of way they could help? 

[Houdini Logic]

Fair play to him

[Clever Fox]

I suppose the Club will have to step up security around the underage Games now.

[Danno]

Never heard his name mentioned since we signed for us.. seems like he’s shite and we signed him as a favour or something.

[The Donald]

“The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”
 

[Nick]

9 minutes ago, The Donald said:

“The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”
 

And that you are less funny than you think you are 

[The Donald]

1 minute ago, Swan Lesta said:

And that you are less funny than you think you are 

“I think I am actually humble. I think I’m much more humble than you would understand.” 

[Nick]

Just now, The Donald said:

“I think I am actually humble. I think I’m much more humble than you would understand.” 

Okay it’s getting better.

 

 

[The Donald]

2 minutes ago, Swan Lesta said:

Okay it’s getting better.

 

 

“It's always good to be underestimated.”