Gamesmaster Posted 4 November 2005 Posted 4 November 2005 jump up on a moving train, you`ll end up on the next carage. if you jump up inside a train, you`ll end up in the same place, why? anyone else got a "if you..."?
Benji Posted 4 November 2005 Posted 4 November 2005 by up on do you mean standing on top of the roof? simple really....
frenchy_lcfc Posted 4 November 2005 Posted 4 November 2005 A Taxi Driver goes down a one way street! A Police Car see's it but doesn't stop him! why?
john_lcfc Posted 4 November 2005 Posted 4 November 2005 if you support cricket you are treated respectfully 99% of the time if you support football you are treated like wank 99% of the time..especially those who sing and want to create an atmosphere .. Why?
Guest Gist Posted 4 November 2005 Posted 4 November 2005 A Taxi Driver goes down a one way street! A Police Car see's it but doesn't stop him! why? because hes walking?
frenchy_lcfc Posted 4 November 2005 Posted 4 November 2005 because hes walking? CORRECT!!!!! A man is Dressed in Black and walking on the side of the road! All the lights on the road dont work! Then a car comes by and its headlights don't work either! Why doesn't he get ran over???
frenchy_lcfc Posted 4 November 2005 Posted 4 November 2005 It's daytime. Heard that ages ago. CORRECT!! A man falls from 200ft in the air! He does flips and turns and still lands safelty! Why??
CasinoGee Posted 4 November 2005 Posted 4 November 2005 A Taxi Driver goes down a one way street! A Police Car see's it but doesn't stop him! why? There's two answers here. The one that's been said already, that he was walking but it could be: He was going down it the right way.
EmLeee Posted 4 November 2005 Posted 4 November 2005 Man carrying a briefcase is walking down a long corridor. The lights go out and he knows he's too late. Why?
Cobbo Posted 4 November 2005 Posted 4 November 2005 You're in a race and you overtake the person in second place. What is your new position?
Gamesmaster Posted 4 November 2005 Author Posted 4 November 2005 by up on do you mean standing on top of the roof? simple really.... yes and whats the answer?
Rincewind Posted 5 November 2005 Posted 5 November 2005 A lot of nights there are cars parked on Sparkenhoe Street outside a place of worship hal on the pavement blocking pedestrians way yet they never seem to receive a ticket. Why?
SystonFox Posted 5 November 2005 Posted 5 November 2005 You're in a race and you overtake the person in second place. What is your new position? 2nd
frenchy_lcfc Posted 5 November 2005 Posted 5 November 2005 CORRECT!! A man falls from 200ft in the air! He does flips and turns and still lands safelty! Why?? The Answer is that he's on a Rollercoaster!!!
Cobbo Posted 5 November 2005 Posted 5 November 2005 2nd The amount of people who have said first to me is funny Shame on you mum and dad
Anish Posted 5 November 2005 Posted 5 November 2005 There's two answers here. The one that's been said already, that he was walking but it could be: He was going down it the right way. That's what I was thinking The man dropping 200 feet doing flips and turns etc - He's parachuting
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