Real reasons?

[Kilworthfox]

Failing to notice your manager had checked out. 

 

Let it go that he went skiing rather than taking training when we were in a relegation battle. 

 

Then don't have any back up plan to rescue the situation. 

 

Oh we can't sack him, what about the finances?  Well look as us now 👀😂😭

 

Fail 3

Edited 13 February by Kilworthfox
Apologies I'm just bored in-between sets at the gym 😂

[foxile5]

11 hours ago, Dmitry said:

What the hell is an acid test? 

A colloquialism meaning 'the true nature of something' 

[filbertway]

11 hours ago, Kilworthfox said:

Failing to notice your manager had checked out. 

 

Let it go that he went skiing rather than taking training when we were in a relegation battle. 

 

Then don't have any back up plan to rescue the situation. 

 

Oh we can't sack him, what about the finances?  Well look as us now 👀😂😭

 

Fail 3

God damn thats a basic take

[MaidstoneFox]

15 hours ago, fazzyfox said:

You know that film “The producers”, where they try to put on the worst musical they can as some kind of tax loss scam……well this feels like the footballing version of that.

 

”Who can offer no guard to our goal from the left back position against opposition right wingers for the next 5 years?”. “I know…..Luke f***ing Thomas!” Hilarious.

 

”Who can we bring in as manager to nullify our goalscoring figures in the Premier League”? “I know….That inexperienced old Man Utd striker who looks like a horse, Bound to go at least 11 games without a goal.”

 

”Who shall lead recruitment and manager selection….how about a guy who thinks mediocre has beens deserve stupidly long contracts, that will sink our ship, and let’s have the chairman, spend most his time away from the club so things are let slip.”

 

”Shall we pay for a luxury training complex but not use it for seeking optimum fitness, just let players bring their pets for a walk, play pool and chill out…that’ll help the cause”.

 

”Let’s pay big wages for a Tottenham player”.

“So he can play for us?”

“No, so he can swan around London parks on a match day with his family and put it on instagram”.

 

”You know that Palace Striker who played for Celtic”?

“Pay his wages for a year to be part of our squad?”

“No, we’ll pay him for a year to just jog around the training ground”

 

”Relegation from the PL will do the trick, who shall we pick as goalkeeper. Ooh goody there’s a guy Danny Ward who can’t catch a ball, Gerrimin!!!” 

 

I mean.If you wanted to run at a huge loss there’s not much else they could have done to ensure it.

Our team sheets are as tasteful as ”Springtime for Hitler” and just as unintentionally funny.

Oh a great,  tragic black comedy it is indeed. Alexander Skarsgard to play Jannick Vestergaard, Theo James as Harry Winks and Toby Jones as John Rudkin. Owen Cooper as Luke Thomas