Head Honcho Posted 12 January 2006 Posted 12 January 2006 Well today is National Break-Up day so it begs the question. Whats the best/worst way you've dumped somebody or been dumped yourself?
Strokes Posted 12 January 2006 Posted 12 January 2006 Well today is National Break-Up day so it begs the question. Whats the best/worst way you've dumped somebody or been dumped yourself? I waited til she went on holiday with her mate, then moved to my cousins house 6 miles away and changed my phone number . Didn't see her again for three years, serves her right for cheating.
Head Honcho Posted 12 January 2006 Author Posted 12 January 2006 I waited til she went on holiday with her mate, then moved to my cousins house 6 miles away and changed my phone number . Didn't see her again for three years, serves her right for cheating. You should of shagged her mate before she went on holiday! Then when they were out there sent her a text telling her Even if you didn't shag her mate text her anyway and say "Happy Holidays tell yer mate she was crap"
Strokes Posted 12 January 2006 Posted 12 January 2006 You should of shagged her mate before she went on holiday! Then when they were out there sent her a text telling her Even if you didn't shag her mate text her anyway and say "Happy Holidays tell yer mate she was crap" Her mate was focking disguting, i wouldn't have shagged her with Peter Taylors dick, but still left her with a shit load of debt haha
Head Honcho Posted 12 January 2006 Author Posted 12 January 2006 Her mate was focking disguting, i wouldn't have shagged here with Peter Taylors dick, but still left her with a shit load of debt haha Thats what comes with having morals, personally I've never had that problem
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 12 January 2006 Posted 12 January 2006 This was brill:- I was going out with this girl who lived with her mate, i found out from one of my football team-mates that she had cheated on me with him (he did not know her it was only after showing a photo on my phone that he recognised her and thankfully owned up!! - i wonder how many more she had been with!) Anyway for about a two weeks before this event i was having 'relations' with her mate who she lived with (so i was not one to talk) - i would go round slightly earlier than my girlfriend finished work for 'fun'. The revenge was set as i told my girlfriend that i was taking her out but not to tell her mate because i had a surprise and she could tell her after (she probabily though i was going to pop the question!). I told her mate that my girlfriend was working late and i could pop over before meeting her for some 'fun'. I went round about the time i was supposed to meet my girlfriend in town and started the fun - but just before it got too hectic i said i needed to pop toilet and while there i texted my girlfriend cancelling because i was stuck at work and said i would call later (knowing it took her about ten mins to get home!). I went back and started the business and made as much noise as i could so that she would not hear my girlfriend coming in. After we walked downstairs to see who sitting on the sofa - my girlfriend had been home about fifteen minutes and heard it all! Needless to say i made a quick exit and they argued and according to sources do not speak to this day. I called it 1 - 1. and that was my longest post ever!
The People's Hero Posted 12 January 2006 Posted 12 January 2006 I do have a story about dumping someone, or rather my retaliation to being dumped, although I think I should keep it to myself. I have a reputation of being a nice bloke to uphold. I hope!
davieG Posted 12 January 2006 Posted 12 January 2006 I waited til she went on holiday with her mate, then moved to my cousins house 6 miles away and changed my phone number . Didn't see her again for three years, serves her right for cheating. Sounds like you were the one that was dumped, not by words but by deeds
Head Honcho Posted 12 January 2006 Author Posted 12 January 2006 When is it National Divorce day? Whenever it is don't tell the missus! I just booked up to go to Barcelona with the lads and she went crazy, now she's just looking for another excuse. No second thoughts tell her
MC Prussian Posted 12 January 2006 Posted 12 January 2006 I'm lucky enough to never have been in those sort of grave circumstances, although I have to admit that I have had similar experiences...
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