Teeno Posted 15 February 2006 Posted 15 February 2006 Managed to get a girl arrested today. Was working away as you do at my part time job in Morrison, I was keeping an eye on the beers, wines a spirits eisle when girl only a couple of yards away grabbed a bottle of Jack Daniels, after letting the security gaurd know we managed to find the drink on her and she was arrested. Just had to do a statement and the girl has been took off the the station. I'm a hero me, saved the company £10 worth of drink
filbertway Posted 15 February 2006 Posted 15 February 2006 Managed to get a girl arrested today. Was working away as you do at my part time job in Morrison, I was keeping an eye on the beers, wines a spirits eisle when girl only a couple of yards away grabbed a bottle of Jack Daniels, after letting the security gaurd know we managed to find the drink on her and she was arrested. Just had to do a statement and the girl has been took off the the station. I'm a hero me, saved the company £10 worth of drink Congratulations Do you get a reward ?
Teeno Posted 15 February 2006 Author Posted 15 February 2006 Congratulations Do you get a reward ? No but I can walk around any Morrisons in the country now with my head held high
filbertway Posted 15 February 2006 Posted 15 February 2006 No but I can walk around any Morrisons in the country now with my head held high You could be in for employee of the week though
Head Honcho Posted 15 February 2006 Posted 15 February 2006 No but I can walk around any Morrisons in the country now with my head held high Funny as! Well done mate Bet she was a chav with a couple of Scabby Kids and a boyfriend with a Class A addiction in tow-or is that me generalising again
Bert Posted 15 February 2006 Posted 15 February 2006 No but I can walk around any Morrisons in the country now with my head held high Haha this comment made me smile, i can just imagine this!! Anyway well done Teeno, you fancy yourself as a future Policeman mate?
davieG Posted 15 February 2006 Posted 15 February 2006 Funny as! Well done mate Bet she was a chav with a couple of Scabby Kids and a boyfriend with a Class A addiction in tow-or is that me generalising again Probably sits in L1 then , I'm surprised Teeno didn't recognise her.
Head Honcho Posted 15 February 2006 Posted 15 February 2006 Probably sits in L1 then , I'm surprised Teeno didn't recognise her. :laugh: :laugh:
filbertway Posted 15 February 2006 Posted 15 February 2006 Probably sits in L1 then , I'm surprised Teeno didn't recognise her. quality
City Fan Posted 15 February 2006 Posted 15 February 2006 Managed to get a girl arrested today. Was working away as you do at my part time job in Morrison, I was keeping an eye on the beers, wines a spirits eisle when girl only a couple of yards away grabbed a bottle of Jack Daniels, after letting the security gaurd know we managed to find the drink on her and she was arrested. Just had to do a statement and the girl has been took off the the station. I'm a hero me, saved the company £10 worth of drink Which Morrison's do you work at? I've caught two lads trying to snatch a bottle of Smirnoff a few weeks back!
Anish Posted 15 February 2006 Posted 15 February 2006 Probably sits in L1 then , I'm surprised Teeno didn't recognise her. lol
Muz Posted 15 February 2006 Posted 15 February 2006 I told a customer there was no chance of a refund on some brake pads today I am also a hero
City Fan Posted 15 February 2006 Posted 15 February 2006 I told a customer there was no chance of a refund on some brake pads today I am also a hero You Hero!!
davieG Posted 15 February 2006 Posted 15 February 2006 I told a customer there was no chance of a refund on some brake pads today I am also a hero Or a tight arse
Teeno Posted 16 February 2006 Author Posted 16 February 2006 Probably sits in L1 then , I'm surprised Teeno didn't recognise her.
davieG Posted 16 February 2006 Posted 16 February 2006 You sholudn't be angry or offended Teeno it was aimed more at those that take the view that Chavs make up 100% of L1, 95% maybe but not 100% no way!
Teeno Posted 16 February 2006 Author Posted 16 February 2006 You sholudn't be angry or offended Teeno it was aimed more at those that take the view that Chavs make up 100% of L1, 95% maybe but not 100% no way! I forgive you then, aslong as you say I'm in that 5%
Hullfox Posted 17 February 2006 Posted 17 February 2006 No but I can walk around any Morrisons in the country now with my head held high We'll put that to the test in Brough next season Matt.
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