Head Honcho Posted 23 March 2006 Posted 23 March 2006 Something for those boring Thursday Nights in watching Charlton V Middlesbrough Q. Whats Black and White and Red all over A. A Newspaper
Nationwider Posted 23 March 2006 Posted 23 March 2006 Q. What's brown, steaming and comes out of cows? A. The Isle of Wight ferry.
Phube Posted 23 March 2006 Posted 23 March 2006 Here's one that works online, but not verbally: A vampire was walking down the street one night, when suddenly a sausage roll hit him in the back. He carried on regardless. Next a vol-au-vent hit him on the side of the head... but still he carried on. Finally a cheesy-pineapple stick hit him in the eye. He shouts "Okay that's enough, come out and tell me who is doing that!!" Eventually a young girl jumps out and shouts: "It's me BUFFET the vampire slayer!!" :laugh: I'll get me coat!
werestandingup_weresittingdown Posted 23 March 2006 Posted 23 March 2006 Q- Whats red and spits?? A- A baby in a frying pan. taxi..............
andyh1884 Posted 23 March 2006 Posted 23 March 2006 Q: What's blue and focks grannies? A: Hyperthermia
andyh1884 Posted 23 March 2006 Posted 23 March 2006 Q: What's the biggest city in the world? A: Dublin, cos it keeps.......
Rincewind Posted 23 March 2006 Posted 23 March 2006 This one doesn't work online because it relies on different spelling of words and the spoken voice. Two nuns in a bath. The first one says 'wheres' the sop sister Mary' The second one replies 'Indeed it does sister Theresa, indeed it does'
john_lcfc Posted 23 March 2006 Posted 23 March 2006 what did one traffic light say to the other? dont look im changing
Random Burglar Posted 23 March 2006 Posted 23 March 2006 Two monkeys in a bath, one goes "ooohhh ooohhhh aaagghhh aaaggghhh" so the other replies "just put some cold water in then"
Parsons Posted 24 March 2006 Posted 24 March 2006 to men in a bath,Izzet and Iam. Izzet Jumps out so who is still in the bath? I am
Strokes Posted 24 March 2006 Posted 24 March 2006 What black & blue and is scared of sex? A rape victim
The Don Posted 24 March 2006 Posted 24 March 2006 This one doesn't work online because it relies on different spelling of words and the spoken voice. Two nuns in a bath. The first one says 'wheres' the sop sister Mary' The second one replies 'Indeed it does sister Theresa, indeed it does' I don't get it - so yes this one is a very good example!!!!!
Janx Posted 24 March 2006 Posted 24 March 2006 This one doesn't work online because it relies on different spelling of words and the spoken voice. Two nuns in a bath. The first one says 'wheres' the sop sister Mary' The second one replies 'Indeed it does sister Theresa, indeed it does' you mean two Nuns in a bath One had HOPE in her SOUL.... the other...
Rincewind Posted 25 March 2006 Posted 25 March 2006 Re two nuns 'wears' the soap as in eroding caused by a steady rhythmic motion as opposed to 'Where is the soap?'
Head Honcho Posted 26 March 2006 Author Posted 26 March 2006 Q. What do you call a Black Man flying a Plane? A. A Pilot you racist!
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