Babylon Posted 10 May 2006 Posted 10 May 2006 Alright mate. How's tricks anyway Babs? I miss our little tiffs. I like to think of them as lover's tiffs. Ha ha i'm good thanks mate... chilled out a bit lately as circumstances have changed so no more tiffs on the horizon i'm afraid. Ooooh go on then, just for old times sake... Fokk Peoples hero, you talk such bollox Hows about you?
The People's Hero Posted 10 May 2006 Posted 10 May 2006 Bit stressed out recently with work, amongst other things but mustn't grumble. Nothing a bit of sunshine and a pint or two doesn't put right. Between you and I, I'm thinking of launching an undercover operation to usurp the powers that be and become the all powerful board-master in these parts, but keep it under yer hat.
Katy Posted 10 May 2006 Posted 10 May 2006 Nice teddy anish.... hahahahaha That is precisely what I said without the hahahahaha crap after it
Babylon Posted 10 May 2006 Posted 10 May 2006 That is precisely what I said without the hahahahaha crap after it Well you are a girl and would find it nice... I find it funny... bless his little cotton socks.
Katy Posted 10 May 2006 Posted 10 May 2006 Well you are a girl and would find it nice... I find it funny... bless his little cotton socks. Well done you
Nationwider Posted 10 May 2006 Posted 10 May 2006 I'll not post a pic of my computer. My abode is way too opulent to share with you all. As for my desk at work, I bloody hate it. Why can't I have my own office? And a flat panel? And a button you press to talk to a lady?
The People's Hero Posted 10 May 2006 Posted 10 May 2006 I'll not post a pic of my computer. My abode is way too opulent to share with you all. As for my desk at work, I bloody hate it. Why can't I have my own office? And a flat panel? And a button you press to talk to a lady? Too right. My desk and computer etc.. all great. But why not my own office, with nice plants. Oooh and some executive toys (like Newton's Cradle thing - not sex toys before the plebs get any ideas)
Nationwider Posted 10 May 2006 Posted 10 May 2006 I was thinking those metal pins that you put your hand in to make an imprint of your, well your own hand. In a office situation, sex toys on one's desk can send out mixed messages. Arrange them with caution.
The People's Hero Posted 10 May 2006 Posted 10 May 2006 I was thinking those metal pins that you put your hand in to make an imprint of your, well your own hand. In a office situation, sex toys on one's desk can send out mixed messages. Arrange them with caution. You mean, observing the principles of feng shui?
Nationwider Posted 10 May 2006 Posted 10 May 2006 Never point your Colossus into an open doorway. Or towards Stacey from Accounts.
The People's Hero Posted 10 May 2006 Posted 10 May 2006 Or the sandwich lady, who, although unattractive, you'd have a punt, just cos her sandwiches are so good and you'd like to think that you can relight the fire which must once have burnt in those eyes?
davieG Posted 10 May 2006 Author Posted 10 May 2006 Or the sandwich lady, who, although unattractive, you'd have a punt, just cos her sandwiches are so good and you'd like to think that you can relight the fire which must once have burnt in those eyes? More than her eyes i suspect. What's a Collossus Nationwider?
Nationwider Posted 10 May 2006 Posted 10 May 2006 Or the sandwich lady, who, although unattractive, you'd have a punt, just cos her sandwiches are so good and you'd like to think that you can relight the fire which must once have burnt in those eyes? Depending on who turns up, we have a sandwich lady, a sandwich scruffy minx and (on certain hallowed Fridays), The Sandwich Siren.
Nationwider Posted 10 May 2006 Posted 10 May 2006 More than her eyes i suspect. What's a Collossus Nationwider? co·los·sus n. pl. co·los·si (-ls) or co·los·sus·es n. Something likened to a huge statue, as in size or importance; used to relight fires in sandwich ladies.
The People's Hero Posted 10 May 2006 Posted 10 May 2006 Depending on who turns up, we have a sandwich lady, a sandwich scruffy minx and (on certain hallowed Fridays), The Sandwich Siren. Order sandwiches from all three on the Friday and seize the moment to suggest foursies. It's a well known law that three sandwiches ladies, when together, CANNOT refuse the advances of a foursies-wanting-office-worker on a friday afternoon. You can't fault me- I've done my research.
davieG Posted 10 May 2006 Author Posted 10 May 2006 co·los·sus n. pl. co·los·si (-ls) or co·los·sus·es n. Something likened to a huge statue, as in size or importance; used to relight fires in sandwich ladies. Ahh that's why mine was delivered like this:
Nationwider Posted 10 May 2006 Posted 10 May 2006 Order sandwiches from all three on the Friday and seize the moment to suggest foursies. It's a well known law that three sandwiches ladies, when together, CANNOT refuse the advances of a foursies-wanting-office-worker on a friday afternoon. You can't fault me- I've done my research. Foursies with the Sandwich Trolly Dollies? Lordy. Soft white baps, floury buns, sticky flapjack, etc. Word would get back to Mrs NW. My ass = flayed.
The People's Hero Posted 10 May 2006 Posted 10 May 2006 Foursies with the Sandwich Trolly Dollies? Lordy. Soft white baps, floury buns, sticky flapjack, etc. Word would get back to Mrs NW. My ass = flayed. Well... if you ask the sandwich ladies nicely....
The People's Hero Posted 10 May 2006 Posted 10 May 2006 Foursies with the Sandwich Trolly Dollies? Best thing since (2 slices of) sliced bread (with filling in the middle).
Deathside Posted 11 May 2006 Posted 11 May 2006 is that a St Pauli hat I spy on the desk? Let's take a closer look: It is indeed my trusty crusty St Pauli hat Well spotted
Rincewind Posted 11 May 2006 Posted 11 May 2006 I need to get a connection lead for my camera phone then I can post a picture. Although I could use my normal camera.
Rincewind Posted 11 May 2006 Posted 11 May 2006 Found out I cand sent straight to my email by MMS. Picture is big so may not work. First time I copyied/pasted my email login page. think it works. On the right is my SITO certificate in a frame. Anyone recognise my desktop picture? After talking to Orange tech staff been given 30 days of free MMS and text messageing.
Katy Posted 11 May 2006 Posted 11 May 2006 Found out I cand sent straight to my email by MMS. Picture is big so may not work. First time I copyied/pasted my email login page. think it works. On the right is my SITO certificate in a frame. Anyone recognise my desktop picture? After talking to Orange tech staff been given 30 days of free MMS and text messageing. That looks great
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