Lukeh Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 Your mum lolololololo Thats quite good whit from a tard keep it up, O WAIT I'LL LET THE CATS AND DOGS DO THAT FOR YOU!
Knighton Matt Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 I'm talking back in the early days when you were like 15 or 16 and never came in physical contact with another warm body? It's natural, right? Your lap region simply isn't used to having another breathing animal in contact with it. I mean, unless you owned a pet. I didnt grow up with a pet or anything so the slightest contact would you know, just like, well, you know. Well one of my friends had a miniature snauzer, and back in the day when i was in highschool we'd be sitting on the couch or whatever watching tv, and the dog would jump up and make himself at home and eventually fall asleep in my lap. So the whole time I had to focus on not activating wang, at all. DO NOT ACTIVATE WANG. PLEASE. DO NOT ACTIVATE aw shit man. there it goes. that sort of thing. anyway onetime i was full on, we had just gotten finished playing football so i was in these flimsy gym shorts, and you know how dogs get when the doorbell randomly rings. so the dog leaps up into the air like 10 feet when the doorbell rings, and my johnson springs back like this little diving board, and i just know my friend caught it out of the corner of his eye, and to this day probably thinks i'm a total whacko. well it was this girl that i had a huge crush on, she was good friends with my friend, and we were going to get in his dad's jacuzzi. so she was in a bathing suit. basically i had to sit there under a pillow and tell them i'd be in in a second, i wanted to finish the saved by the bell episode that was on. when i went to change into my swim shorts i definitely, absolutely, had to polish one off because there was no other way of negotiating that thing down. ah, youth. such fond, awkward, hot timez. Brilliant...
Lemon Harpic Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 Has anyone heard of munging? I mung regularly. Does this refer to eating mung beans? In which case "munging" is something middle class Grauniad readers do at dinner parties. I remember from an episode of South Park that mung is stuff excreted from a pregnant woman when you push down on her stomach. Is munging something to do with that?
MC Prussian Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 I'm talking back in the early days when you were like 15 or 16 and never came in physical contact with another warm body? It's natural, right? Your lap region simply isn't used to having another breathing animal in contact with it. I mean, unless you owned a pet. I didnt grow up with a pet or anything so the slightest contact would you know, just like, well, you know. Well one of my friends had a miniature snauzer, and back in the day when i was in highschool we'd be sitting on the couch or whatever watching tv, and the dog would jump up and make himself at home and eventually fall asleep in my lap. So the whole time I had to focus on not activating wang, at all. DO NOT ACTIVATE WANG. PLEASE. DO NOT ACTIVATE aw shit man. there it goes. that sort of thing. anyway onetime i was full on, we had just gotten finished playing football so i was in these flimsy gym shorts, and you know how dogs get when the doorbell randomly rings. so the dog leaps up into the air like 10 feet when the doorbell rings, and my johnson springs back like this little diving board, and i just know my friend caught it out of the corner of his eye, and to this day probably thinks i'm a total whacko. well it was this girl that i had a huge crush on, she was good friends with my friend, and we were going to get in his dad's jacuzzi. so she was in a bathing suit. basically i had to sit there under a pillow and tell them i'd be in in a second, i wanted to finish the saved by the bell episode that was on. when i went to change into my swim shorts i definitely, absolutely, had to polish one off because there was no other way of negotiating that thing down. ah, youth. such fond, awkward, hot timez. Go on. Very interesting self-confessions by an anonymous guy.
Guest ▓▓▓ Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 Why do people on this board post that sort of comment? If you don't like what I wrote, piss off, I didn't tell you to read it. There's no need for smug little 'yawn' posts, when in fact I've never seen you post anything of note here.
Milky Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 Why do people on this board post that sort of comment? If you don't like what I wrote, piss off, I didn't tell you to read it. There's no need for smug little 'yawn' posts, when in fact I've never seen you post anything of note here.
Cat Burger Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 Does this refer to eating mung beans? In which case "munging" is something middle class Grauniad readers do at dinner parties. I remember from an episode of South Park that mung is stuff excreted from a pregnant woman when you push down on her stomach. Is munging something to do with that? Yeah, you go to the graveyard with your mate right..dig up a dead woman, she's not too dead you know what i mean? You let your mate go down on her and then stamp up and down on her stomach until her innards come out and then he has to eat them.
Lukeh Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 Yeah, you go to the graveyard with your mate right..dig up a dead woman, she's not too dead you know what i mean? You let your mate go down on her and then stamp up and down on her stomach until her innards come out and then he has to eat them. Your weird
Knighton Matt Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 Yeah, you go to the graveyard with your mate right..dig up a dead woman, she's not too dead you know what i mean? You let your mate go down on her and then stamp up and down on her stomach until her innards come out and then he has to eat them. Odds on LCFC_Mic finding pictoral evidence of this tomorrow. 3-1 on I'd say...
billabob Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 No, but strangely i do when i am on the bus. yea me to mate, but thats only because my girlfriend purposly rubs her hands over my nether regions and being so hot it has that effect!right bastard when we need to get off!
Muz Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 I hugged this lass other night and did'nt realise I had Johnny 'ard on. More worringly , neither did she
Bert Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 I hugged this lass other night and did'nt realise I had Johnny 'ard on. More worringly , neither did she Not somet you'd wanna admit
billabob Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 How many of you lads wake up with morning glory?? yup, not every morning granted but 4/7 is about right
anotherwin Posted 24 May 2006 Posted 24 May 2006 Brilliant choice of topics Mr. No Name! (I'm tempted to think you already post on here, and I think I can guess which one) There are a few people who's posts on this forum I look forward to read, and you my friend are now on that list. For the record, train or bus journeys got me a boner, had to get off at the next stop once. and I don't mean get off
Cat Burger Posted 24 May 2006 Posted 24 May 2006 Yeah my mum's got a land rover, and that's a bumpy ride.
Guest ▓▓▓ Posted 24 May 2006 Posted 24 May 2006 Brilliant choice of topics Mr. No Name! (I'm tempted to think you already post on here, and I think I can guess which one) There are a few people who's posts on this forum I look forward to read, and you my friend are now on that list. For the record, train or bus journeys got me a boner, had to get off at the next stop once. and I don't mean get off If I make people laugh along the way, then sue me. But it's pretty obvious who I used to be
Strokes Posted 24 May 2006 Posted 24 May 2006 If I make people laugh along the way, then sue me. But it's pretty obvious who I used to be Well it is to you but not to me as i don't give it much thought.
Guest ▓▓▓ Posted 24 May 2006 Posted 24 May 2006 Who else was a rude twat and basically just said loads of shit and hated everyone else on the board?
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