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Who do you live with?

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What you've written is how i feel on most sunday mornings after a night out on the lash!!!

Yes but I would have the video\dvd to remind me of the great bash and the photos.

Must have very enjoyable saturdays then!! and pretty dreadful sundays :o a video/dvd to remind you of it?? Surely a big enough reminder is to wake up, role over, look at the same lady every morning and realise you have less money than you had at the same time the day before

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Must have very enjoyable saturdays then!! and pretty dreadful sundays :o a video/dvd to remind you of it?? Surely a big enough reminder is to wake up, role over, look at the same lady every morning and realise you have less money than you had at the same time the day before

You see I try not to roll over, I feel if I do I may cry!!!! :cry: I just put the dvd on......it cheers me up abit!!! :unsure:

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You see I try not to roll over, I feel if I do I may cry!!!! :cry: I just put the dvd on......it cheers me up abit!!! :unsure:

Ah you see, you can't even roll over. Your own bed space is restricted as well!! :o You don't seem too sure that it cheers you up though, maybe it only provides light relief, like an aspirin :blink::unsure:

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Ah you see, you can't even roll over. Your own bed space is restricted as well!! :o You don't seem too sure that it cheers you up though, maybe it only provides light relief, like an aspirin :blink::unsure:

Forget the aspirin, a bottle of whisky should numb the pain!!! :P

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Forget the aspirin, a bottle of whisky should numb the pain!!! :P

That it should.. But it also brings added pain (and I sound like I'm repeating myself now) when you wake up with a huge hangover, then roll over and see that it wasn't a nightmare, the same lady really is still there!!

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That it should.. But it also brings added pain (and I sound like I'm repeating myself now) when you wake up with a huge hangover, then roll over and see that it wasn't a nightmare, the same lady really is still there!!

Well that's the way it is, aliving nightmare, no need to constantly remind me mate, I come to foxestalk to get away!!!! :P

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Well that's the way it is, aliving nightmare, no need to constantly remind me mate, I come to foxestalk to get away!!!! :P

Until you have that " You love that fu**in P.C (instead of football :rolleyes: ) more than me " argument, and she ends up destroying it :o

Posted

When in Leicester live with the parents. Come on you didn't think I could afford a house in Knighton right?!

When in Northampton I share a new flat with a workmate. It's in the red light district. Sex.

I know the area very well, it's the Industrial Estate Off Graffton Street, it's part of the Area i have do my job in as well as Semilong itself :blush::o

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Care to rephrase NF?! :blink: :pinch: :ph34r:

What i mean is i have to Clean the Streets around the area every week,

There's one of the Guys at work that was approached by one of the girls around there, he was doing his job on overtime in a machine, she's come up to him and said can i help you? :blink: and he replys yes you couldn't litterpick those bushes for me could you :o:D and she say's that's not what i mean't :w00t:

and walks away :laugh:

(This happened about 2 or 3 years ago)

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What i mean is i have to Clean the Streets around the area every week,

There's one of the Guys at work that was approached by one of the girls around there, he was doing his job on overtime in a machine, she's come up to him and said can i help you? :blink: and he replys yes you couldn't litterpick those bushes for me could you :o:D and she say's that's not what i mean't :w00t:

and walks away :laugh:

(This happened about 2 or 3 years ago)

hahahaha :thumbup: :laugh:

Some girls. :rolleyes::P

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I live with Mrs Borthwick AKA The Gaffer

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Is that:

a) where you live? :P

b) your wife in the picture? :)

c) where you live and your wife in the picture? :blink:

If b, then :D:thumbup::banana::bounce::jump: !!

I've probably crossed a bounday there :blink::ph34r: :pinch:

Posted

Is that:

a) where you live? :P

b) your wife in the picture? :)

c) where you live and your wife in the picture? :blink:

If b, then :D:thumbup::banana::bounce::jump: !!

I've probably crossed a bounday there :blink::ph34r: :pinch:

No that's just the wife in the picture the place in the background belong to some guy called The Pope ;)

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No that's just the wife in the picture the place in the background belong to some guy called The Pope ;)

haha, now you mention it, the topic is called who you live with, and not where you live.

Well don't I look stupid? :P

You don't live in the Vatican? Shame... but at least you still have "The Gaffer" :thumbup:

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No that's just the wife in the picture the place in the background belong to some guy called The Pope ;)

I am going to apply to be Pope.

Although they never plugged it at school in careers class I reckon I could be a great Pope...skipping over the whole 'needing to love baby Jesus' bit. You get to pontificate a lot and wear wappy clothes, both of which feature highly in my CV. I like wine, travel and waving - all key Pope qualities.

I wonder if I should just send a letter of application straight to the Vatican?

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I am going to apply to be Pope.

Although they never plugged it at school in careers class I reckon I could be a great Pope...skipping over the whole 'needing to love baby Jesus' bit. You get to pontificate a lot and wear wappy clothes, both of which feature highly in my CV. I like wine, travel and waving - all key Pope qualities.

I wonder if I should just send a letter of application straight to the Vatican?

You need to bump off the incumbent first. Then send away :thumbup::jump::ph34r:

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I am going to apply to be Pope.

Although they never plugged it at school in careers class I reckon I could be a great Pope...skipping over the whole 'needing to love baby Jesus' bit. You get to pontificate a lot and wear wappy clothes, both of which feature highly in my CV. I like wine, travel and waving - all key Pope qualities.

I wonder if I should just send a letter of application straight to the Vatican?

Don't forget you get to learn a couple of foreign language's and say things like:

Calix Meus Inebrians :cheers:

Posted

Don't forget you get to learn a couple of foreign language's

I can swear in 17 languages - that's gotta put me in the running when this one's clock stops...

Posted

I can swear in 17 languages - that's gotta put me in the running when this one's clock stops...

Do you have a car shaped like a yogurt pot with a plastic roof?

Welcome back to The Land Of Make-Believe, by the way. :)

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Do you have a car shaped like a yogurt pot with a plastic roof?

Welcome back to The Land Of Make-Believe, by the way. :)

Now you've mentioned Yogurt i fancy one right now, and i'm going to get one :thumbup::whistle:

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