Rincewind Posted 3 September 2006 Posted 3 September 2006 1) Drivers who can't read. Working at a company today and the past few weeks. You can bet that at some point during the day some car will appear with L plates on the car park. When asked to leave as it was a private car park the response usually is 'Oh, is it I didn't know.' Now when entering the car park there is a huge sign with (name of company) PRIVATE CAR PARK. Apart from trespassing I do not believe the driver and passenger would be covered in the event of an accident. Beside this any damage caused to fencing would lead to possible private prosecution for criminal damage. I tell them for their own good and on occasions received abuse in return. Idiots. 2) Car owners who have musical horns and play them at 6am. They seem to think having a musical horn will attract women. 3) Dumb women who are attracted by musical horns. 4) Men with medallions and hairy chests. Goes with No. 2 but annoying enough to have a section on its own. The same women attracted by No. 2 are even more vulnerable if 3 is included. If Cheetah (Tarzan companion fame) had had a medallion and a musical horn he'd be the one bonking Jane while all Tarzan would say is 'Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Moan over.
golden gordon Posted 3 September 2006 Posted 3 September 2006 rainy days and mondays always get me down
The People's Hero Posted 3 September 2006 Posted 3 September 2006 Nowt wrong with number 4, misery guts.
golden gordon Posted 3 September 2006 Posted 3 September 2006 1) Drivers who can't read. Working at a company today and the past few weeks. You can bet that at some point during the day some car will appear with L plates on the car park. When asked to leave as it was a private car park the response usually is 'Oh, is it I didn't know.' Now when entering the car park there is a huge sign with (name of company) PRIVATE CAR PARK. Apart from trespassing I do not believe the driver and passenger would be covered in the event of an accident. Beside this any damage caused to fencing would lead to possible private prosecution for criminal damage. I tell them for their own good and on occasions received abuse in return. Idiots. 2) Car owners who have musical horns and play them at 6am. They seem to think having a musical horn will attract women. 3) Dumb women who are attracted by musical horns. 4) Men with medallions and hairy chests. Goes with No. 2 but annoying enough to have a section on its own. The same women attracted by No. 2 are even more vulnerable if 3 is included. If Cheetah (Tarzan companion fame) had had a medallion and a musical horn he'd be the one bonking Jane while all Tarzan would say is 'Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Moan over. grumpy old car park attendants that come out shouting " you can't come in here, this is private land ...what if someone got hurt ...what if you bump into something ...blah blah" honestly , you give 'em a peaked cap and they start behaving like bl**dy hitler
Rincewind Posted 3 September 2006 Author Posted 3 September 2006 I am not a car park attendant. These people would probably complain if I set up a picnic table in their back garden without their permission.
golden gordon Posted 3 September 2006 Posted 3 September 2006 I am not a car park attendant. These people would probably complain if I set up a picnic table in their back garden without their permission. so you deny being a car park attendant ( who wouldn't ), but don't dont deny being a grumpy old peak capped bl**dy hitler
Daggers Posted 3 September 2006 Posted 3 September 2006 How do you get your horn to make music - I'm sitting here trying
Rincewind Posted 3 September 2006 Author Posted 3 September 2006 There had to be one. I was wondering who that one was going to be.
lookwhaticando Posted 3 September 2006 Posted 3 September 2006 I find itchy testiculars are most annoying at the best of times. When they occur in public places, it's quite possibly the most annoying thing in the world. Other annoying things include most drivers (particularly over here)
Head Honcho Posted 3 September 2006 Posted 3 September 2006 How about Taxi Driver's tooting their horn at all hours of the morning Litterbugs and Nancyboys
Daggers Posted 3 September 2006 Posted 3 September 2006 Commentators that say "Now we are really watching samba football" during Brazil games.
golden gordon Posted 3 September 2006 Posted 3 September 2006 How about Taxi Driver's tooting their horn at all hours of the morning Litterbugs and Nancyboys i used to like the nancy boys and hardy drew
Stevosevic Posted 3 September 2006 Posted 3 September 2006 Feminists - you just cant please them and they go over the top about the slightest comment or situation.
Daggers Posted 3 September 2006 Posted 3 September 2006 i used to like the nancy boys and hardy drew I preferred my childhood heroes to be full of spunk, having a really gay time
vanfox12 Posted 3 September 2006 Posted 3 September 2006 Those stupid list programmes. On Friday there was a programme on Channel 5 Entitled The Embarrasing 80's. I don't know whats worse the subect matter i.e fashion and crap radio 1 dj's or the sad tossers that appear on them. You know the ones with rent a gobs like Nina Myskow and crap comedians no ones ever heard of.
golden gordon Posted 3 September 2006 Posted 3 September 2006 Feminists - you just cant please them and they go over the top about the slightest comment or situation. i bet i hate them more than you
Daggers Posted 3 September 2006 Posted 3 September 2006 i bet i hate them more than you I bet they hate you both the most
golden gordon Posted 3 September 2006 Posted 3 September 2006 I bet they hate you both the most amma bovvered
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