The joke thread

[Parafox]

21 minutes ago, Izzy said:

A lorry carrying a shipment of Worcestershire sauce was driving through Cilfynydd near Pontypridd, when it ploughed head-on into a Lamborghini Murcielago.

 

The lorry then swerved and crashed into a Hyundai Ioniq carrying refractive geo optical accoutrements and severely injuring two ophthalmologists seated inside. One practitioner, originally from Saskatchewan and already afflicted with strongyloidiasis, instantly went into hypovolemic shock.

 

A tourist, Tarquin Cholmondeley-Featherstonehaugh who witnessed the scene, immediately alerted the emergency services using his Xiaomi smartphone.

 

A police spokesman later said:

 

“It’s really difficult to say what happened here”.

It's really difficult to say how awful that "joke" is.

Edited Monday at 22:32 by Parafox

[Trav Le Bleu]

I've learned how to do half a trick and now I'm a member of the Magic Semi-circle.

[Alf Bentley]

12 hours ago, Izzy said:

A lorry carrying a shipment of Worcestershire sauce was driving through Cilfynydd near Pontypridd, when it ploughed head-on into a Lamborghini Murcielago.

 

The lorry then swerved and crashed into a Hyundai Ioniq carrying refractive geo optical accoutrements and severely injuring two ophthalmologists seated inside. One practitioner, originally from Saskatchewan and already afflicted with strongyloidiasis, instantly went into hypovolemic shock.

 

A tourist, Tarquin Cholmondeley-Featherstonehaugh who witnessed the scene, immediately alerted the emergency services using his Xiaomi smartphone.

 

A police spokesman later said:

 

“It’s really difficult to say what happened here”.

 

I'm borrowing that one...

[Aus Fox]

On 26/09/2026 at 04:19, Izzy said:

I got mugged by six dwarves last night. Not happy.

There were seven dwarves sitting in a hot tub... Doc started  feeling sleepy, so the rest got out…