The joke thread

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I find this funny.

Plenty more where that came from.

[Samilktray]

Plenty more where that came from.

Just stop.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Any heard about the sequel to popular film Armageddon?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Any heard about the sequel to popular film Armageddon?

It's called Armageddon Outta Here.

[lavrentis]

Get yourself down to the doctors and get checked out son.

Please stop Nihat.

I went down to the doctors earlier today. I said "Doctor Doctor I feel like a pack of cards", he turned around and said "I'll deal with you later".

[Samilktray]

It's called Armageddon Outta Here.

Couldnt help but snigger.

But let that be the last of it now please.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Anyone here about the duck that ordered a double whiskey?

[lavrentis]

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Anyone here about the duck that ordered a double whiskey?

The barman said he'd put it on his bill.

[lavrentis]

SKY have just won the rights to screen the World Origami Championships from Tokyo.

Unfortunately it's only available on Paper View.....

...ITV Digital did have the rights, but they folded.

[JakeShingler]

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick

[lavrentis]

Last 2 jokes of the night

Q: What travels at 120mph across the lake bed?

A: A motor-pike.

Q: What travels at 85mph across the lake bed?

A: A motor-pike with side-carp.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Last 2 jokes of the night

Q: What travels at 120mph across the lake bed?

A: A motor-pike.

Q: What travels at 85mph across the lake bed?

A: A motor-pike with side-carp.

Some of your jokes are just truly appalling.

Anyone know what you call a man that used to be interested in farming machinery?

[Samilktray]

Some of your jokes are just truly appalling.

On form tonight.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Anyone know what you call a man that used to be interested in farming machinery?

An ex-tractor fan.

[lavrentis]

Oh did you hear about the two ships that crashed?

the red ship and the blue ship! the crew were marooned!

Good night, thanks for watching.

[lildave3]

They're getting better ol' Harry Bo Nihat Loveday.

And I quite like the Lavrentis the Greek's efforts too.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Edited 16 October 2008 by Michael The Work Geordie

[lavrentis]

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Lunch is on me! haha I love that one.

Dinner! what planet are you from!

Edited 16 October 2008 by lavrentis

[Samilktray]

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Why is milk so fast?

[Samilktray]

Why is milk so fast?

[lavrentis]

Didn't I say, I went to a seafood disco the other week. I pulled a muscle.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Because it's pastuerised before you can see it.

[lildave3]