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Vehicle 'it'

By lookwhaticando, in General Chat

Vehicles and 'it' - a common combination?  

28 members have voted

  1. 1. Have you witnessed or taken part in vehicle 'it'?

    • Yes - had 'it'
      14
    • Yes - witnessed 'it'
      2
    • Yes - had 'it' and got caught!
      1
    • Yes - all of the above (dogging, I guess that's called)
      1
    • No - not at all.
      10

  2. 2. If YES, what kind of vehicle are we talking about?

    • N/A (If answered No above)
      9
    • Cycle/Moped/Motorcycle
      0
    • Car/Van/Truck
      13
    • Bus
      1
    • Boat
      0
    • Train
      2
    • Plane/Helicopter
      2
    • Other
      1

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lookwhaticando

lookwhaticando

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Perhaps the most bizzare of the 'it' series yet... probably the most disappointing too, but here goes.

Have you: Seen, heard, had, been caught at, 'it' in a vehicle?

The vehicle can be in motion of stationary - so yes, backseats of cars count. :whistle:

It's quite simple really - have you had it, witnessed it, got caught in some form of vehicle?

If so, which vehicle? I think you'll find the list quite expansive, use Other if nothing else is suitable. :P

Deathside

Deathside

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Perhaps the most bizzare of the 'it' series yet... probably the most disappointing too, but here goes.

Have you: Seen, heard, had, been caught at, 'it' in a vehicle?

The vehicle can be in motion of stationary - so yes, backseats of cars count. :whistle:

It's quite simple really - have you had it, witnessed it, got caught in some form of vehicle?

If so, which vehicle? I think you'll find the list quite expansive, use Other if nothing else is suitable. :P

Standard behaviour when your growing up ain't it - And when you've grown up :ph34r:

Since I've been driving 2 seaters it has put an end to it all though :(

Daggers

Daggers

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"No, I'm not doing it here, anyone driving by would be able to see us! Reverse further back into the field!" the slightly recalcitrant future Mrs.DB intoned.

Having spent the best part of ten minutes trying to convince her that the wholesale absence of cars at that time of night in that part of Northamptonshire indicated that we could do it in the middle of the bloody road was having no effect. So I acquiesced.

I reversed back further, "I'm just pulling back forward a bit, I don't like this..." I explained in response to her facial expressions indicating no it for a month or two if I didn't stop messing about. I thought that once I had checked we could depart swiftly afterwards all would be well. We couldn't and it wasn't.

In a muddy field we sat, axle deep.

I walked to the farm in the drizzle, knocked on the door and explained that we were effecting a turn in direction when we happened to end up stuck.

"Why you be 'alfway across moi damn field then?" seemed a perfectly reasonable response, and one that amply demonstrated that farmers are not quite the half-sharp inbred bunch of morons I'd previously taken them for.

"Oi'll be chargin' you for this y'know" he went on to add. Obviously the Common Agricultural Policy set-aside subsidies weren't enough for him.

FIFTY ****ING QUID ...and the cost of a valet clean ...and I never got it!

Wycombe Fox

Wycombe Fox

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When I was 18 I took a girl, 'Sticky Vicky', to Alton Towers. We were in a Triumph Herald that was being a bit temperamental. It wouldn't hold an idling speed and would stall whenever I came to a stop.

On the way back she decided to go for a bit of oral but unfortunately in Rochester there were some temporary traffic lights. They were red and I found that I was unable to multi-task. You see, to keep the engine running I had to brake left-footed whilst keeping the revs up with right foot to prevent stalling. This was OK but I couldn't cope with the orgasm at the same time and crashed into a Chrysler Avenger at the lights!

Thankfully I didn't get impact-bitten but more thankfully the the driver of the Avenger got out to inspect the damage first which bought me enough time to 'tidy' up and Sticky Vicky time enough time to swallow!!

Aaaaaah! The joys of youth!!

lookwhaticando

lookwhaticando

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We've had someone led astray again by the poll questions - Voted No to having 'it' and then voted for something other than N/A in the second part... so what, you've not had 'it' but when you did it was in a car... :whistle:

Five knuckle shuffle? :blink:

lookwhaticando

lookwhaticando

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When I was 18 I took a girl, 'Sticky Vicky', to Alton Towers.

[...]

Thankfully I didn't get impact-bitten but more thankfully the the driver of the Avenger got out to inspect the damage first which bought me enough time to 'tidy' up and Sticky Vicky time enough time to swallow!!

Aaaaaah! The joys of youth!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Knowing the state of roads these days, it'd be a camera you'd run into :P

cisono

cisono

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We've had someone led astray again by the poll questions... :whistle:

I see you are following this religiously. :whistle:

Is it a questionnaire for your new uni course? :o

lookwhaticando

lookwhaticando

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When being anally ravaged, I like the thick, leathery feel of the back seats of Ian Marshall's any old Daimler.

In a world of one there mate...

... I mean what kinda car that a girl might own that a guy would enjoy the backseat of? :whistle:

You sicko. :P

cisono

cisono

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... I mean what kinda car that a girl might own that a guy would enjoy the backseat of? :whistle:

You sicko. :P

I like it how you picked on the back seat talk

but ignored the back passage mention!

:P

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