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Vinegar

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Saw this book in the Works bookshop. I can get the uses for vinegar down to a thousand. Who can think of the other thousand. (could be a long thread :D )

1) Fish and Chips

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2) Cleaning Stuff

3) Putting in Other Peoples Eyes

4) Pickling Stuff

5) Enhancing Sex

6) Reducing Chance of ever having sex again

7) Making sex taste better.

Medicines,

Which also maybe used to enhance sex or put pepople off sex!!

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8) Helping to remove things from childrens eyes

9) Cleaning body wounds

10) A refreshing beverage after exercising

11) A refreshing beverage after being trapped in the desert for days on end (again)...dontcha just hate it when that happens?

12) For playing a joke on a drunk friend and making them think they wet the bed

13) A lovely mixer for vodka when you have run out of mixers

14) A replacement fuel for cars, other peoples not mine.

15) A base for a lovely vinegar jelly for childrens birthday parties

16) and frozen cubes of vinegar can be shipped to the pole to replace all the ice that has melted because of global warming

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Absolutely Brilliant..heard the author on Radio 2 once, I even tried his suggestion of drinking a capful diluted a day (cidar or wine vineagr) but it was so rank I had to stop....

It kills all known ills...well it improves you immune system and kills bugs.

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I am surprised no-one has mentioned...

washing glass and windows...

simply did a newspaper into vinegar for PERFECT windows, you might want to add lemon juice for smell.

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Pouring 2500ml of vinegar over a brand new falt screen HD-ready TV is a fantastic way to obtain £1,500 brand new crisp one pound coins. Imagine that, imagine what you could do with 1,500 crisp brand new £1 coins...

* Offer limited to those with adequate home contents insurance and small children to blame it on *

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