Master Fox Posted 17 November 2006 Posted 17 November 2006 You can say to a woman in any situation ???
The Man Who Would Be King Posted 17 November 2006 Posted 17 November 2006 I find staying silent is usually the best idea
Fez of Mahrez Posted 17 November 2006 Posted 17 November 2006 "Hello, pleased to meet you, my name's David Pleat."
The People's Hero Posted 17 November 2006 Posted 17 November 2006 'Vote Fez - he's more clever than he likes to let on... oh and he shagged your mum the other week. Apparently she was a right go-er. The fishfingers she served him up afterwards were a bit underdone though by all accounts. Terrible shame, was shaping up to be a great day for our fezzler. Anyway, see you round, yeah?'
Fez of Mahrez Posted 17 November 2006 Posted 17 November 2006 'Vote Fez - he's more clever than he likes to let on... oh and he shagged your mum the other week. Apparently she was a right go-er. The fishfingers she served him up afterwards were a bit underdone though by all accounts. Terrible shame, was shaping up to be a great day for our fezzler. Anyway, see you round, yeah?' Always works for me. Especially the talking in the third person aspect of it. They love it.
The People's Hero Posted 17 November 2006 Posted 17 November 2006 Always works for me. Especially the talking in the third person aspect of it. They love it. Note to self. Talk in third person. It gets you more milf. And free fishfingers. Even if they are underdone.
Katy Posted 17 November 2006 Posted 17 November 2006 Note to self. Talk in third person. It gets you more milf. And free fishfingers. Even if they are underdone. Indeed, look at Micky Adams!
The People's Hero Posted 17 November 2006 Posted 17 November 2006 Indeed, look at Micky Adams! Ugh. Do I have to? I wonder if he takes it up the chin?
Katy Posted 17 November 2006 Posted 17 November 2006 Ugh. Do I have to? I wonder if he takes it up the chin? I would not be surprised the mucky bugger
Master Fox Posted 17 November 2006 Author Posted 17 November 2006 'Vote Fez - he's more clever than he likes to let on... oh and he shagged your mum the other week. Apparently she was a right go-er. The fishfingers she served him up afterwards were a bit underdone though by all accounts. Terrible shame, was shaping up to be a great day for our fezzler. Anyway, see you round, yeah?' What a guy!!
JadeFalcon Posted 17 November 2006 Posted 17 November 2006 some guy in a bar asking my girlF when she was due ... when she was'nt
Daggers Posted 17 November 2006 Posted 17 November 2006 "Your sister was better, she has a nicer arse as well."
cisono Posted 17 November 2006 Posted 17 November 2006 "Your sister was better, she has a nicer arse as well." Can't imagine that going down too well. Sounds as if you've actually said this to someone at some point?
cisono Posted 18 November 2006 Posted 18 November 2006 You can say to a woman in any situation ??? "This is for you" (while handing over the following item) How to Lap Dance and Entertain Your Man
Master Fox Posted 18 November 2006 Author Posted 18 November 2006 "This is for you" (while handing over the following item) How to Lap Dance and Entertain Your Man Cisono, that looks like something we could both enjoy
cisono Posted 18 November 2006 Posted 18 November 2006 Cisono, that looks like something we could both enjoy No thanks
Master Fox Posted 18 November 2006 Author Posted 18 November 2006 No thanks ahh treacle ?? I'll only watch
Daggers Posted 18 November 2006 Posted 18 November 2006 "Well...it's OK. But not as good as my Mum makes."
Master Fox Posted 18 November 2006 Author Posted 18 November 2006 "Oh dear. On the rag again, are we?" yes, rags!
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