DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 'Going for a poo' has never been my choice terminology. Let's get creative people! 'Grunting out a colon monster' and 'leaving offerings for the porcelain god' are a couple of favourites.
lookwhaticando Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 'Going for a poo' has never been my choice terminology. Let's get creative people! 'Grunting out a colon monster' and 'leaving offerings for the porcelain god' are a couple of favourites. That one there's quite disturbing.
The People's Hero Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 Masterbation Masturbation = Sex with someone you love.
Janx Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 Dropping the kids off at the pool? Seeing some friends off to sea?
Master Fox Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 Dropping the kids off at the pool? Seeing some friends off to sea? Taking the Cosby’s to the swimming pool
Stuliasz Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 'Going for a poo' has never been my choice terminology. Let's get creative people! 'Grunting out a colon monster' and 'leaving offerings for the porcelain god' are a couple of favourites. I suppose liberating a few chocoloate submarines doesn't do much harm
Milky Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 Masterbation ever tried both at the same time? that could have some potential
Dr The Singh Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 ever tried both at the same time? that could have some potential Let us know your findings bluearmy5!!
Milky Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 Let us know your findings bluearmy5!! i can't believe i've never thought of it before. you try it first, i'm scared.
Dr The Singh Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 i can't believe i've never thought of it before. you try it first, i'm scared. What of????
Master Fox Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 ever tried both at the same time? that could have some potential Have you ever been sick while taking a shit before? That's bad....
Dr The Singh Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 Have you ever been sick while taking a shit before? That's bad.... No, but that is scary!!
Milky Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 What of???? 1)that i'll like it alot 2)that i'll shit all over my feet
Master Fox Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 No, but that is scary!! Yeah it is, after loads of beers and necking a bottle of absinthe. It was very scary.
Dr The Singh Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 1)that i'll like it alot 2)that i'll shit all over my feet Number 1 is scary, number 2 is possibly avoidable!! Mate, your the ideal candidate or Master Fox, I never have the time at my place, or work for this kind of experimentation!!!
Janx Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 ah the old go/throw dilema!! I had that recently when poisoned...(alcoholic of course) and made the wrong choice ending with both on the floor!
Dr The Singh Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 ah the old go/throw dilema!! I had that recently when poisoned...(alcoholic of course) and made the wrong choice ending with both on the floor! Which chioce did you make???
Janx Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 Which chioce did you make??? well saving those squeemish, I went for the poo, but the smell was so vile that my vom appeared projectiling so I turned to hurl into the pan and shat in my keckers and on the floor behind me... graphic enough?
lookwhaticando Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 well saving those squeemish, I went for the poo, but the smell was so vile that my vom appeared projectiling so I turned to hurl into the pan and shat in my keckers and on the floor behind me... graphic enough? Lovely stuff. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go and 'throw' now.
Milky Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 Number 1 is scary, number 2 is possibly avoidable!! Mate, your the ideal candidate or Master Fox, I never have the time at my place, or work for this kind of experimentation!!! we've overlooked an important factor here. When having a poo it's a fact of life that you just have to have a piss aswell. could this extra dimension only sweeten the deal?
Dr The Singh Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 well saving those squeemish, I went for the poo, but the smell was so vile that my vom appeared projectiling so I turned to hurl into the pan and shat in my keckers and on the floor behind me... graphic enough? poo or vommit would have suffice But no-thanks for the graphic details, luckily i have 2 kids and seen similar, otherwise i would be vommiting aswell!!!
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