lookwhaticando Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 we've overlooked an important factor here. When having a poo it's a fact of life that you just have to have a piss aswell. could this extra dimension only sweeten the deal? That's a bit of a push, if you'll excuse the pun. That 'extra dimension' will only likely result in a greater mess than possibly imaginable. I think a triple-play should be avoided at all costs, just in case things get out of hand.
Dr The Singh Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 we've overlooked an important factor here. When having a poo it's a fact of life that you just have to have a piss aswell. could this extra dimension only sweeten the deal? Maybe, but it certainly has made the conquest more difficult, from a practical purpose!! But is it possible to wee while being aroused, and which response takes precedence, the poo-wee or aroused-no wee!! This has makings of a scientific paper, finally I will be known for more then just beer drinking and turbanations, I may even get a honoury doctorate from some 3rd rate uni, such as DMU or Notthingham trent. Get on with it bluearmy5 and maybe I will give you a scholorship!!!
Milky Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 Maybe, but it certainly has made the conquest more difficult, from a practical purpose!! But is it possible to wee while being aroused, and which response takes precedence, the poo-wee or aroused-no wee!! This has makings of a scientific paper, finally I will be known for more then just beer drinking and turbanations, I may even get a honoury doctorate from some 3rd rate uni, such as DMU or Notthingham trent. Get on with it bluearmy5 and maybe I will give you a scholorship!!! poo doesn't grow on trees you know. It's a bit of a waiting game at the moment. we could call it the turdanater?
Dr The Singh Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 poo doesn't grow on trees you know. It's a bit of a waiting game at the moment. we could call it the turdanater? Keep my posted!!!
Master Fox Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 poo doesn't grow on trees you know. It's a bit of a waiting game at the moment. we could call it the turdanater? Can i be first to be turdanted? Please, Please!!!
Shum Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 The first thing in the morning dump is one of the nicest feelings in the world!!
Dr The Singh Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 Can i be first to be turdanted? Please, Please!!! It'll cost you, the people\investors at the 'Dragon's Den' are very interested and Duncan Ballantyne wants a 30% stake for £150k!!!
Milky Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 Can i be first to be turdanted? Please, Please!!! hey, if the rabbits in the hutch and the snake has woken go ahead.
Master Fox Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 It'll cost you, the people\investors at the 'Dragon's Den' are very interested and Duncan Ballantyne wants a 30% stake for £150k!!! I'lll offer £220k for 1%
Dr The Singh Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 I'lll offer £220k for 1% What else do you bring to the table, Bannatyne has contacts, knowledge and loads of dosh????
Master Fox Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 What else do you bring to the table, Bannatyne has contacts, knowledge and loads of dosh???? Absolutely nothing i'm afraid, I just want to be first in line when the turdinations are being handed out
Dr The Singh Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 Absolutely nothing i'm afraid, I just want to be first in line when the turdinations are being handed out Deal, I hated ballantyne anyway, his gyms were crap and he's a right scrooge but bluearmy5 will have to also agree,(part of the scholorship deal)!!
Master Fox Posted 27 November 2006 Posted 27 November 2006 Deal, I hated ballantyne anyway, his gyms were crap and he's a right scrooge but bluearmy5 will have to also agree,(part of the scholorship deal)!! Great, good doing business with you. Look forward to being turdenated in due course
Cobbo Posted 28 November 2006 Author Posted 28 November 2006 Have you ever been sick while taking a shit before? That's bad.... Yes! Twas invigorating. My dog has decided he likes pooing....on my landing I think he's poorly.
stez Posted 28 November 2006 Posted 28 November 2006 Yes! Twas invigorating. My dog has decided he likes pooing....on my landing I think he's poorly. there is a tummy bug going around
Trumpet Posted 28 November 2006 Posted 28 November 2006 Right, ive had one brewing since college and ive been putting it off for hours... i could leave it a little longer but its gonna go..
Cobbo Posted 28 November 2006 Author Posted 28 November 2006 Right, ive had one brewing since college and ive been putting it off for hours... i could leave it a little longer but its gonna go.. Get it gone!
stez Posted 28 November 2006 Posted 28 November 2006 Right, ive had one brewing since college and ive been putting it off for hours... i could leave it a little longer but its gonna go.. think yourself lucky, when you get to my age you don't have choices
lookwhaticando Posted 28 November 2006 Posted 28 November 2006 think yourself lucky, when you get to my age you don't have choices Life at 59, ladies and gentlemen!
Alexikokopops Posted 28 November 2006 Posted 28 November 2006 I'm off for a Rumplestiltskin as we speak.
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