Sparky Posted 28 November 2006 Posted 28 November 2006 just read this thread from the start , about page 3 i thought surely muz is gonna get involved in this , he didnt let me down :thumbsup: anyway im 26 , im off
Daggers Posted 28 November 2006 Posted 28 November 2006 anyway im 26 , im off I'm going to stick around waiting for the inevitable broken hearts with some sage fatherly advice: "Snap out of it, I'm trying to watch the football! "
Daggers Posted 28 November 2006 Posted 28 November 2006 haha quality You learn this shit at Daddy-school. I have ready-made advice for: 1. Suspected pregnancy 2. Sexually contracted disease 3. Crashed my car 4. Been arrested 5. Been beaten up 6. Beaten someone up 7. Engagement and 8. 'Caught in the act of' Next week, I am covering 'Accidentally recorded over the football'
Fez of Mahrez Posted 28 November 2006 Posted 28 November 2006 So you'll be prepared for; Dear Dad, I've beaten someone up for which I was arrested and beaten up before being caught in the act, now theres a sexually contracted disease and a suspected pregnancy, news of which caused me to crash my car. Should I get engaged? Your son (aged 6)
stez Posted 28 November 2006 Posted 28 November 2006 You learn this shit at Daddy-school. I have ready-made advice for: 1. Suspected pregnancy 2. Sexually contracted disease 3. Crashed my car 4. Been arrested 5. Been beaten up 6. Beaten someone up 7. Engagement and 8. 'Caught in the act of' Next week, I am covering 'Accidentally recorded over the football' a few things i picked up at said school: for a boy: 1. Suspected pregnancy is it definatly yours? 2. Sexually contracted disease be more selective son! 3. Crashed my car obviously they hit you 4. Been arrested wecome to the club 5. Been beaten up there was 6 of them yeah? 6. Beaten someone up i'm sure they deserved it, i know you have a high self control threshold 7. Engagement and should i book time off work for 8 months time? 8. 'Caught in the act of' he's got his dads .... for a girl: (which is more relevent) 1. Suspected pregnancy right! i'll kill the ****ing c£*T 2. Sexually contracted disease right! i'll kill the ****ing c£*T 3. Crashed my car *simply a knowing frown* 4. Been arrested did i bring you up to be a chav? 5. Been beaten up right! i'll kill the ****ing c£*T 6. Beaten someone up did i bring you up to be a chav? 7. Engagement and right! i'll kill the ****ing c£*T. you are pregnant yeah? 8. 'Caught in the act of' right! i'm gonna kill you, you ****ing c£*T the advice above is not endorsed be dr tanya byron
Daggers Posted 28 November 2006 Posted 28 November 2006 So you'll be prepared for; Dear Dad, I've beaten someone up for which I was arrested and beaten up before being caught in the act, now theres a sexually contracted disease and a suspected pregnancy, news of which caused me to crash my car. Should I get engaged? Your son (aged 6) Oh yes...but I currently lack the confidence to use them in public ~ a bit like Josh Low and football skills.
Daggers Posted 28 November 2006 Posted 28 November 2006 Maybe the girlies that are exciting all the boys would like some advice?
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 29 November 2006 Posted 29 November 2006 Egads, can't believe I missed this thread! It has the potential to dwarf the Mandaric thread... Testosterone rules.
Manwell Pablo Posted 29 November 2006 Posted 29 November 2006 Well.....they're still girls......technically.
The People's Hero Posted 29 November 2006 Posted 29 November 2006 Yeah, but I could make women of them! I know they want that. To be honest though, I'm not interested.
Manwell Pablo Posted 29 November 2006 Posted 29 November 2006 Ha your just admitting defeat. You can't compete with lines like this from FoxesTalks own Joeb Joeb: omg your both so fit, stand up if you hate derby, stand up if you hate derby DYNO-MITE
Lord Nibblington Posted 29 November 2006 Posted 29 November 2006 Ha your just admitting defeat. You can't compete with lines like this from FoxesTalks own Joeb DYNO-MITE In many ways, this thread is just an educational marvel. Just what on exactly, I'm not too sure.
The People's Hero Posted 29 November 2006 Posted 29 November 2006 Ha your just admitting defeat. You can't compete with lines like this from FoxesTalks own Joeb DYNO-MITE You're right. I shouldn't be competing with these heavyweights. I'm out of my depth. Ah.... so THIS is how it feels to be Rob Kelly!
Daggers Posted 29 November 2006 Posted 29 November 2006 DYNO-MITE I just laughed so much it hurt. Seriously, tears and everything!
Manwell Pablo Posted 29 November 2006 Posted 29 November 2006 I think we should get the girls to take the Max Power survey, always a good laugh that.
TheLCGs Posted 29 November 2006 Posted 29 November 2006 I think we should get the girls to take the Max Power survey, always a good laugh that. What's that...
The People's Hero Posted 29 November 2006 Posted 29 November 2006 Is there any female nudity in this thread yet? Or should I pop back in about an hour?
JoeyB Posted 29 November 2006 Posted 29 November 2006 Is there any female nudity in this thread yet? Or should I pop back in about an hour? waiting for you to start it
lookwhaticando Posted 29 November 2006 Posted 29 November 2006 waiting for you to start it The People's Hero has a fantastic set of shells. He's curvy too.
TheLCGs Posted 29 November 2006 Posted 29 November 2006 The People's Hero has a fantastic set of shells. He's curvy too. Wow, 2 much information there
JoeyB Posted 29 November 2006 Posted 29 November 2006 Don't slide at all it just aint cool. And Stearman hasn't celebrated with the slide for a while now. paddy slid last night didnt he? also a good finish
TheLCGs Posted 29 November 2006 Posted 29 November 2006 paddy slid last night didnt he? also a good finish Shame we screwed everything up after that.
JoeyB Posted 29 November 2006 Posted 29 November 2006 Shame we screwed everything up after that. very true they should of applied my tactic "if in doubt hoof it out "
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