Fez of Mahrez Posted 15 January 2007 Share Posted 15 January 2007 Noel: "32,000 fans, 11 players, 2 and a half years of underachievement... and one question... Deal or No Deal?" <theme tune> Noel: "Welcome to Monday's show... and let's find out who's in the hot seat today... it's Tim!!!" <applause> Noel: "So Tim, can you write a figure in this little black book here of what you would like to walk away with today?" Tim: "The pen's not working Noel..." Noel: "You have to take the lid off, Tim..." <awkward silence> Noel: "Okay... on with the show! Which box would you like to open first?" <Tim opens five boxes with varying degrees of success> *ring ring* Noel: "Well, that's Milan on the phone!" <Tim desperately lunges for the receiver> Noel: "Give it to me, Tim... right then Milan, what's your first offer?... hmm interesting! Tim, it's a generous offer... £6.6million!" <"£6.6million" flashes up on the big screen> <Audience gasps> Noel: "Are you ready for the question, Tim?" Tim (excitedly): "Yes! Yes! YES!!!" Noel: "Tim... £6.6million... Deal... or no deal?" Tim (frenziedly): "DEAL! DEAL! DEAL! DEAL! DEAL! DEAL! DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!" *ring ring* <Noel answers> "Yes, Milan?... wow... it's unprecedented in the history of the programme... extra debts surfacing?? pisspoor performances from overpaid wankers??? Ridiculously large investment needed in the playing staff????... Tim... the new offer is... £2.75, a packet of crisps and a used piece of chewing gum... Deal or No Deal?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 15 January 2007 Share Posted 15 January 2007 *screams at screen* Deal Tim, deal! FOR ****'S SAKE DEEEEEEEAAAAaaaaaal! *pounds fists on floor soaked in tears* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Flair Posted 16 January 2007 Share Posted 16 January 2007 Noel: "32,000 fans, 11 players, 2 and a half years of underachievement... and one question... Deal or No Deal?" <theme tune> Noel: "Welcome to Monday's show... and let's find out who's in the hot seat today... it's Tim!!!" <applause> Noel: "So Tim, can you write a figure in this little black book here of what you would like to walk away with today?" Tim: "The pen's not working Noel..." Noel: "You have to take the lid off, Tim..." <awkward silence> Noel: "Okay... on with the show! Which box would you like to open first?" <Tim opens five boxes with varying degrees of success> *ring ring* Noel: "Well, that's Milan on the phone!" <Tim desperately lunges for the receiver> Noel: "Give it to me, Tim... right then Milan, what's your first offer?... hmm interesting! Tim, it's a generous offer... £6.6million!" <"£6.6million" flashes up on the big screen> <Audience gasps> Noel: "Are you ready for the question, Tim?" Tim (excitedly): "Yes! Yes! YES!!!" Noel: "Tim... £6.6million... Deal... or no deal?" Tim (frenziedly): "DEAL! DEAL! DEAL! DEAL! DEAL! DEAL! DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!" *ring ring* <Noel answers> "Yes, Milan?... wow... it's unprecedented in the history of the programme... extra debts surfacing?? pisspoor performances from overpaid wankers??? Ridiculously large investment needed in the playing staff????... Tim... the new offer is... £2.75, a packet of crisps and a used piece of chewing gum... Deal or No Deal?" DEAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox in a Box Posted 16 January 2007 Share Posted 16 January 2007 Noel: "32,000 fans, 11 players, 2 and a half years of underachievement... and one question... Deal or No Deal?" <theme tune> Noel: "Welcome to Monday's show... and let's find out who's in the hot seat today... it's Tim!!!" <applause> Noel: "So Tim, can you write a figure in this little black book here of what you would like to walk away with today?" Tim: "The pen's not working Noel..." Noel: "You have to take the lid off, Tim..." <awkward silence> Noel: "Okay... on with the show! Which box would you like to open first?" <Tim opens five boxes with varying degrees of success> *ring ring* Noel: "Well, that's Milan on the phone!" <Tim desperately lunges for the receiver> Noel: "Give it to me, Tim... right then Milan, what's your first offer?... hmm interesting! Tim, it's a generous offer... £6.6million!" <"£6.6million" flashes up on the big screen> <Audience gasps> Noel: "Are you ready for the question, Tim?" Tim (excitedly): "Yes! Yes! YES!!!" Noel: "Tim... £6.6million... Deal... or no deal?" Tim (frenziedly): "DEAL! DEAL! DEAL! DEAL! DEAL! DEAL! DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!" *ring ring* <Noel answers> "Yes, Milan?... wow... it's unprecedented in the history of the programme... extra debts surfacing?? pisspoor performances from overpaid wankers??? Ridiculously large investment needed in the playing staff????... Tim... the new offer is... £2.75, a packet of crisps and a used piece of chewing gum... Deal or No Deal?" BOOOOOO Robbing my idea Come on Mandy Deal or no Deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 16 January 2007 Author Share Posted 16 January 2007 BOOOOOO Robbing my idea That is barely an idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonisco Posted 16 January 2007 Share Posted 16 January 2007 :laugh: Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janx Posted 16 January 2007 Share Posted 16 January 2007 BOOOOOO Robbing my idea yeah play fair Fezzler, I mean you used wit, intelligence, and satire... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyB Posted 16 January 2007 Share Posted 16 January 2007 lmao this is brill DEAL TIM DEAL FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigadams22 Posted 16 January 2007 Share Posted 16 January 2007 I Say it's a Deal for Milan, Because you never know he might help us get promoted to The Premier League. That's where we should belong not in this Championship Division. Regards Craig Adams 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morris1234 Posted 16 January 2007 Share Posted 16 January 2007 Noel: "32,000 fans, 11 players, 2 and a half years of underachievement... and one question... Deal or No Deal?" <theme tune> Noel: "Welcome to Monday's show... and let's find out who's in the hot seat today... it's Tim!!!" <applause> Noel: "So Tim, can you write a figure in this little black book here of what you would like to walk away with today?" Tim: "The pen's not working Noel..." Noel: "You have to take the lid off, Tim..." <awkward silence> Noel: "Okay... on with the show! Which box would you like to open first?" <Tim opens five boxes with varying degrees of success> *ring ring* Noel: "Well, that's Milan on the phone!" <Tim desperately lunges for the receiver> Noel: "Give it to me, Tim... right then Milan, what's your first offer?... hmm interesting! Tim, it's a generous offer... £6.6million!" <"£6.6million" flashes up on the big screen> <Audience gasps> Noel: "Are you ready for the question, Tim?" Tim (excitedly): "Yes! Yes! YES!!!" Noel: "Tim... £6.6million... Deal... or no deal?" Tim (frenziedly): "DEAL! DEAL! DEAL! DEAL! DEAL! DEAL! DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!" *ring ring* <Noel answers> "Yes, Milan?... wow... it's unprecedented in the history of the programme... extra debts surfacing?? pisspoor performances from overpaid wankers??? Ridiculously large investment needed in the playing staff????... Tim... the new offer is... £2.75, a packet of crisps and a used piece of chewing gum... Deal or No Deal?" what flavour crisps??it all depends on the flavour!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manwell Pablo Posted 16 January 2007 Share Posted 16 January 2007 I Say it's a Deal for Milan, Because you never know he might help us get promoted to The Premier League. That's where we should belong not in this Championship Division. Regards Craig Adams 22 Do you intend to change your user name on your birthday? Or is it all part of some cunning plan to remain 22 for all eternity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 16 January 2007 Share Posted 16 January 2007 Do you intend to change your user name on your birthday? Or is it all part of some cunning plan to remain 22 for all eternity? Wish I'd thought of that.... alas..I'm now 23 and the chance is gone. All the best with it Craig Adams (22). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glen_lcfc Posted 16 January 2007 Share Posted 16 January 2007 Deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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