MC Prussian Posted 26 February 2007 Posted 26 February 2007 As a variation of that, try to prove "To keep a woman, you need even more time and money".
Zingari Posted 26 February 2007 Posted 26 February 2007 in russia it is simpler t(time)+roubles = woman
James. Posted 26 February 2007 Posted 26 February 2007 A slight variation: Women = Time * Money and Time = Money therefore Women = Money * Money Money = (square) root of all evil therefore Women = (square) root of all evil squared therefore Women = Evil
cisono Posted 26 February 2007 Posted 26 February 2007 Simple, really. Mathematically sound Not so sure about the modelling itself though...
lookwhaticando Posted 26 February 2007 Author Posted 26 February 2007 So buy one of these...... What if she pops? It's a real risk... think of the trauma of someone who can't take your loving. Even inflatable women are trouble. <_<
lookwhaticando Posted 26 February 2007 Author Posted 26 February 2007 Mathematically sound Not so sure about the modelling itself though... Trusty socially accepted statements about the condition of the world, in particular with regards to women and money. Sound premiss, sound mathematics leading to a sound conclusion. Safe.
MC Prussian Posted 26 February 2007 Posted 26 February 2007 What if she pops? It's a real risk... think of the trauma of someone who can't take your loving. Even inflatable women are trouble. <_< Don't worry, fix it! A patch will do it.
cisono Posted 26 February 2007 Posted 26 February 2007 Don't worry, fix it! A patch will do it. You seem to have experience in this area
lookwhaticando Posted 26 February 2007 Author Posted 26 February 2007 Don't worry, fix it! A patch will do it. That seems a bit shallow. Where can I buy these patches? Will a bike inner-tube patch do the trick?
cisono Posted 26 February 2007 Posted 26 February 2007 Trusty socially accepted statements about the condition of the world, in particular with regards to women and money. Sound premiss, sound mathematics leading to a sound conclusion. Safe. I dispute your premises (they are gender-biased)
lookwhaticando Posted 26 February 2007 Author Posted 26 February 2007 I dispute your premises (they are gender-biased) Talk to society, cos I'm not listening.
cisono Posted 26 February 2007 Posted 26 February 2007 Talk to society, cos I'm not listening. Aren't you part of society?
Milky Posted 26 February 2007 Posted 26 February 2007 Aren't you part of society? He's a Vigilante, and a loner who plays by his own rules.
cisono Posted 26 February 2007 Posted 26 February 2007 He's a Vigilante, and a loner who plays by his own rules. There is some truth in that
Milky Posted 26 February 2007 Posted 26 February 2007 There is some truth in that yeh, he popped a cap in my ass just the other day
cisono Posted 27 February 2007 Posted 27 February 2007 yeh, he popped a cap in my ass just the other day Is that why you are all upside down now?!?!
lookwhaticando Posted 27 February 2007 Author Posted 27 February 2007 He's a Vigilante, and a loner who plays by his own rules. LMFAO! There is some truth in that Cheers. <_< yeh, he popped a cap in my ass just the other day Serves you right for chatting up me bitches, innit. Is that why you are all upside down now?!?! No... he's still hanging from ceiling light by his trousers.
Geo V Posted 27 February 2007 Posted 27 February 2007 As a Greek man, all we have to do is look at our women with "the stare" and we dont get the normal troubles that most Western men do. We also just have to raise our pimp hands, like Snoop, and they know what that means and hush up quickly. And then I woke up!! We love there bumps but they are pains in the neck at time!
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