The People's Hero Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 Football songs aren't meant to be something from the Pam Ayres notebook. I didn't say they were and would appreciate it if for once you'd qualify that response by showing where I suggested they were! It's like serving someone a plate of fecal matter and then saying 'well, I didn't think you liked all that cordon bleu cuisine'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thracian Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 I didn't say they were and would appreciate it if for once you'd qualify that response by showing where I suggested they were!It's like serving someone a plate of fecal matter and then saying 'well, I didn't think you liked all that cordon bleu cuisine'. They don't serve Cordon Bleu in the concourses and I doubt the fans will serve it in song - and for the best of reasons...cos it wouldn't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankieWorthoYaggedMyWife Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 None of you give up your day jobs eh?Simply awful. I QUITE LIKED MINE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 I QUITE LIKED MINE! says the bloke with gail platt in his sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allard7 Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 what about to the tune of kaiser cheifs - ruby joey, joey, joey, mattttocccckkk aaahhh simple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 They don't serve Cordon Bleu in the concourses and I doubt the fans will serve it in song - and for the best of reasons...cos it wouldn't work. I see you don't like it when people use dodgy analogies against you. Just goes to show... fight fire with fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thracian Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 I see you don't like it when people use dodgy analogies against you.Just goes to show... fight fire with fire. Like/dislike, what does it matter? But I can't say I ever agree with you whether its against me or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Fox Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 Mattock, Mattock!Your my Mattock! Jose said come to Chelsea, But you told him to get fcuked! To the tune of Sex Bomb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 He's quick, he's flash, He don't remember M*A*S*H, Joe Mattock, Joe Mattock, He's got black boots, Never heard of Opal Fruits, Joe Mattock, Joe Mattock, When he's injured it's our loss, But he don't remember Bros, Joe Mattock, Joe Mattock, Six years younger than me, And his dad is thirty-three, Joe Mattock, Joe Mattock, Makes me feel so f**king old, That I wish that he'll be sold, Joe Mattock, Joe Mattock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 M-A-T T-O-C (Shame there's no room for the k) Mattock is the man for me with a knick knack paddy mac got a yellow card Wesolowski's focking hard!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macca4lcfc Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 when joe goes running down the wing mattock, mattock, when joe goes running down the wing mattock, mattock, when joe goes running down the wing the leicester fans will **** sing and theyll keep on singing when joe goes down the wing to the tune of 'the animals went in 2 by 2' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nationwider Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 (Blue Moon) On loan... You're going out on loan.. You're going out on loan.. (Go West) Get out... While you've got the chance.. Like Dodds.. You'll soon be pants.. When you come through the Academy.. In a year, you'll be on a free.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 Marshall's my favourite and you'll never displace-Ian, But whilst you're young, there's always Thracian, If you don't mind sharing the bed with Dodds too, He'll always clamour for you to wear the blue, Your skills though are evident.. and tasty as a haddock, Don't go the same way as Sheehan and Dodds please Mattock... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nationwider Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 Are you glad they... Are you glad they... Are you glad they sacked Kell-y..... Are you glad they sacked Kell-y? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nationwider Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 England's number 3 England's England's number 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 What's a Mattock you? Hey! It's a lovely place. Oh Shaddupa ya face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nationwider Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 What's a Mattock you?Hey! It's a lovely place. Oh Shaddupa ya face. I just couldn't quite get there... I doff my cap to you, and bestow upon you the title Punmaster General. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankieWorthoYaggedMyWife Posted 26 April 2007 Share Posted 26 April 2007 Put you hands for Mattock, He loves this city! Then all jump around going "duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 26 April 2007 Share Posted 26 April 2007 What's a Mattock you?Hey! It's a lovely place. Oh Shaddupa ya face. with a bit of tinkering , that just might work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thracian Posted 26 April 2007 Share Posted 26 April 2007 with a bit of tinkering , that just might work Yeah - a big black felt-tip pen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo V Posted 26 April 2007 Share Posted 26 April 2007 What's a Mattock you?Hey! It's a lovely place. Oh Shaddupa ya face. PMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 26 April 2007 Share Posted 26 April 2007 Yeah - a big black felt-tip pen! I refer you to the third line of my previous post. I can think of somewhere a few of us might suggest as an alternative home for your 'big black felt-tip pen' though, although you might need to pull your head out first to accomodate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thracian Posted 26 April 2007 Share Posted 26 April 2007 I refer you to the third line of my previous post.I can think of somewhere a few of us might suggest as an alternative home for your 'big black felt-tip pen' though, although you might need to pull your head out first to accomodate it. Appropriate thinking I suppose, cos you'd know all about shit - that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 26 April 2007 Share Posted 26 April 2007 Appropriate thinking I suppose, cos you'd know all about shit - that's for sure. Good one. Thought you were supposed to be good with words? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thracian Posted 26 April 2007 Share Posted 26 April 2007 Good one. Thought you were supposed to be good with words? Words are simply a means of getting a message across at the appropriate level. With infants for example, the term baa-baa might be used for sheep. I used the words I thought appropriate - and you clearly got the message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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