Wezleylowski Posted 24 April 2007 Share Posted 24 April 2007 I dont know about anyone else, but i quite fancy a ding dong about our boy mattock at the barn. So any suggestions? By the way i thought about ryming it with hickory dickory dock but i just cant for the life of me think of a good next line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vennegoor10 Posted 24 April 2007 Share Posted 24 April 2007 hickory dockory dock, we've got Joe Mattock, He passes to feet, his footwork is neat, (insert finla line inlcuding word 'c*ck here) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vennegoor10 Posted 24 April 2007 Share Posted 24 April 2007 seriously though, no my last post was not my best suggestion super super joe super super joe super super joe super joey mattock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wezleylowski Posted 24 April 2007 Author Share Posted 24 April 2007 seriously though,no my last post was not my best suggestion super super joe super super joe super super joe super joey mattock i thought that first was quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isopen Posted 24 April 2007 Share Posted 24 April 2007 Hi about - 2 Unlimited - No Limits Jo, Jo Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo Jo Jo Joey Mattock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobos Posted 24 April 2007 Share Posted 24 April 2007 Hi about - 2 Unlimited - No LimitsJo, Jo Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo Jo Jo Joey Mattock Lmao. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milky Posted 24 April 2007 Share Posted 24 April 2007 Hi about - 2 Unlimited - No LimitsJo, Jo Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo Jo Jo Joey Mattock i like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royston. Posted 24 April 2007 Share Posted 24 April 2007 (Pet Shop Boys - Go West) JOEY from the academy JOEY score a goal for me JOEY put it in the net JOEY are you shaving yet apologies in advance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystonFox Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 Roy very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sods Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 (Pet Shop Boys - Go West)JOEY from the academy JOEY score a goal for me JOEY put it in the net JOEY are you shaving yet apologies in advance i like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filbertboy Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 Really like it !! cant stop singing it !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Flair Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 To the tune of My Girl by The Temptations I've got sunshine On a cloudy day. When it's cold outside, We'll be safe by May. Well, I guess you'll say What can make City fans feel this way? Mattock. (Mattock, Mattock) Talkin' bout Mattock (Mattock) Got to be as gay'er a song as that So Macho (Joe Mattock) one from last week. A little disturbing that Mattock's name fit's in with these songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankieWorthoYaggedMyWife Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 To the tune of My Girl by The TemptationsI've got sunshine On a cloudy day. When it's cold outside, We'll be safe by May. Well, I guess you'll say What can make City fans feel this way? Mattock. (Mattock, Mattock) Talkin' bout Mattock (Mattock) Got to be as gay'er a song as that So Macho (Joe Mattock) one from last week. A little disturbing that Mattock's name fit's in with these songs. i liked the "He's gotta be Joe Mat-tock" one!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankieWorthoYaggedMyWife Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 Mattock, Mattock! Your my Mattock! Jose said come to Chelsea, But you told him to get fcuked! To the tune of Sex Bomb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Flair Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 Mattock, Mattock!Your my Mattock! Jose said come to Chelsea, But you told him to get fcuked! To the tune of Sex Bomb Stunning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilkesy Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 Bit of a mix of a couple of suggestions, to the tune of no limits: joe joe joe joe joe joe joe joe joe joe joe joe joe joe mattock joe joe mattock, he runs down the wing joe joe mattock, he hears us all sing joe joe mattock, put the ball in the net joe joe mattock, are you shaving yet? joe joe joe joe joe joe joe joe joe joe joe joe joe joe mattock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 Mattock, Mattock!Your my Mattock! Jose said come to Chelsea, But you told him to get fcuked! To the tune of Sex Bomb haha, please this has to be sung. This is the best song thread I've seen, quality songs, liked the pet shop boys one too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manwell Pablo Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 They tried to take the ball past Mattock but he said no no no. < something > <something> And his names joe joe joe. To borrow something frome someone else when he's on the wing, the Leicester will sing, his names, joe joe joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Who Would Be King Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 mattock wherever you may be your only twelve but you look thirty but it could be worse, you could be derby shagging sheep as your hobby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 Mattock, show us ya pubes Mattock, Mattock show us ya pubes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thracian Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 Hickory Dickory Dock, You should see the size of our 'Tock, He'll run you to bits And take any hits, You'll soon feel the size of our 'Tock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 Hickory Dickory Dock,You should see the size of our 'Tock, He'll run you to bits And take any hits, Cos we've got the Mighty Mattock. dgutdj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozwin Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 Hickory Dickory Dock,You should see the size of our 'Tock, He'll run you to bits And take any hits, Cos we've got the Mighty Mattock. That'd so work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 None of you give up your day jobs eh? Simply awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thracian Posted 25 April 2007 Share Posted 25 April 2007 None of you give up your day jobs eh?Simply awful. Football songs aren't meant to be something from the Pam Ayres notebook. It'd just sing well and have a bit of humour/mischief in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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