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Mattock Song

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You're just annoyed because people liked my song which took me about 30 seconds but no one likes your 3,000 word tributes to Tommy Louis Odhiambo-Tejan-King-Dodds.

i don't like it now you've told us it only took 30 seconds ; back to your den and compose a complete symphony to accompany it :D

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Mattock, Mattock!

Your my Mattock!

Jose said come to Chelsea,

But you told him to get fcuked!

To the tune of Sex Bomb

Best one by a country mile. Except remove the 'to' from "Jose said come 'to' Chelsea" to make it flow better.

Thats a classic seriously :cool:

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This song is inspired by Thracian.

Picture Thracian walking down the street singing this…..

Joe Mattock, you’re just so wonderful

Wooo... Woooo, yeh!

Joe Mattock, you’ve got long curly hair!

Wooo ..Wooo, yeh!

Joe Mattock yeah, oh Yeah you’ve got that long curly hair…Wooo!

He’s young,

He’s ripe,

I never talk tripe

Joe Mattock!

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This song is inspired by Thracian.

Picture Thracian walking down the street signing this…..

Joe Mattock, you’re just so wonderful

Wooo... Woooo, yeh!

Joe Mattock, you’ve got long curly hair!

Wooo ..Wooo, yeh!

Joe Mattock yeah, oh Yeah you’ve got that long curly hair…Wooo!

He’s young,

He’s ripe,

I never talk tripe

Joe Mattock!

What?

You expect us to believe he's going to stop harping on about Dodds for a bit?

No chance.

:whistle:

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M-A-T T-O-C (Shame there's no room for the k)Mattock is the man for me

with a knick knack paddy mac got a yellow card

Wesolowski's focking hard!!

we might sound a bit thick with that one :unsure:

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What?

You expect us to believe he's going to stop harping on about Dodds for a bit?

No chance.

:whistle:

Louis Dodds

Oh Yeah

Louis Dodds

You’re my really special guy

Your mullet makes you look super fly

You cannot deny

Louis is better Rooney

I like to watch him all day like a dirty movie

Louis Dodds!

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when joe goes running down the wing mattock, mattock, when joe goes running down the wing mattock, mattock, when joe goes running down the wing the leicester fans will **** sing and theyll keep on singing when joe goes down the wing :thumbup:

to the tune of 'the animals went in 2 by 2' lol

Any other Man United songs you want us to steal while you're at it? :rolleyes:

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He'd feel so embarassed seeing all these posts about him.

:thumbsup: Good ol' Joe. You lot better start some of these chants, I'd love to see his reaction on the pitch. He'd probably wave at you lot or something knowing him.

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