Master Fox Posted 2 May 2007 Posted 2 May 2007 I would recommend a Faeces masala. The faeces brings out all the flavours.
Leonisco Posted 2 May 2007 Posted 2 May 2007 How thick did she feel when it turned out he wasn't having an affair after all!
lookwhaticando Posted 2 May 2007 Posted 2 May 2007 I read somewhere else recently that some bloke in a restaurant - for some reason or other (probably because he was canned up) - decided to emasculate himself. But still... there's some disgustingly weird people out there. I mean... you hear of sinister things like people spitting in your drink or burger, but you don't often come across people who go to such extremes. Disgusting.
Webbo Posted 2 May 2007 Posted 2 May 2007 How thick did she feel when it turned out he wasn't having an affair after all! yeah, her husband must have pissed himself laughing.
Leicfox Posted 2 May 2007 Posted 2 May 2007 I mean... you hear of sinister things like people spitting in your drink or burger, The time to worry is when these sinister people start spunking in the mayo.
Daggers Posted 2 May 2007 Posted 2 May 2007 The time to worry is when these sinister people start spunking in the mayo. They never proved a thing - there was no evidence left uneaten and I have witnesses. I hope this is the last I hear of it or I will be contacting my lawyer [© Ultra]
Flynny Posted 2 May 2007 Posted 2 May 2007 I read somewhere else recently that some bloke in a restaurant - for some reason or other (probably because he was canned up) - decided to emasculate himself. Wales rugby fan celebrating the grand slam.
Geo V Posted 3 May 2007 Posted 3 May 2007 Some people are sick. I can remember nearly falling out with a friend on a lads holiday when he alledgedly jammed a toothbrush of one of my other mates up his ar$e and took a photo of it and the next day he bursts out laughing and whilst my mate was brushing his teeth, yes with that tootbrush, he bursts in with the photo and told my buddy what he had done. My mate then through the toothbrush to the floor and almost puked having thought that he was brushing his teeth with something that had been up a dudes anus 24 hours earlier and the next thing I know is we are seperating a fight!! He just finds this crap, literally, funny the sad sod.
lookwhaticando Posted 3 May 2007 Posted 3 May 2007 Some people are sick. I can remember nearly falling out with a friend on a lads holiday when he alledgedly jammed a toothbrush of one of my other mates up his ar$e and took a photo of it and the next day he bursts out laughing and whilst my mate was brushing his teeth, yes with that tootbrush, he bursts in with the photo and told my buddy what he had done. My mate then through the toothbrush to the floor and almost puked having thought that he was brushing his teeth with something that had been up a dudes anus 24 hours earlier and the next thing I know is we are seperating a fight!! He just finds this crap, literally, funny the sad sod. I know a girl whose step-dad was a bastard to her and her little sister. When he'd been a bastard to this girls little sister or her, she would get his toothbrush and give it a little dip in the eau de toilette - and I'm not talking perfume.
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