Fatbloke Posted 13 June 2007 Posted 13 June 2007 Morris, may I suggest that in the style of the old ancient mariners you get yourself extremely drunk on rum and then bite down very hard on a piece of wood whilst performing your d i y castration, and console yourself with the news that a signing will be made on Friday !
morris1234 Posted 13 June 2007 Posted 13 June 2007 Morris, may I suggest that in the style of the old ancient mariners you get yourself extremely drunk on rum and then bite down very hard on a piece of wood whilst performing your d i y castration, and console yourself with the news that a signing will be made on Friday ! well fine!, i will!
Mort Posted 13 June 2007 Posted 13 June 2007 ...a signing will be made on Friday ! Please be Saga, Please be Saga...
DB11 Posted 13 June 2007 Posted 13 June 2007 DAY today and I'm not talking Carling Cup 1st Round Draw either I'm talking transfer wise! Or I want my season ticket money back! Guess you were out of luck
Steven Posted 13 June 2007 Posted 13 June 2007 DAY today and I'm not talking Carling Cup 1st Round Draw either I'm talking transfer wise! Or I want my season ticket money back! Do you want to try this madness to-morrow?
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 13 June 2007 Posted 13 June 2007 Do you want to try this madness to-morrow? If we don't get a signing by tomorrow I am going to drink a gallon of prune juice and then surgically remove my lower ribs with a plastic fork without general anaesphetic and then bite off the rest of my nob...then eat it..whilst shitting in my face. For ****s sake Milan, share the wealth, and I won't go through with Much love and respect BJS
davieG Posted 13 June 2007 Author Posted 13 June 2007 If we don't get a signing by tomorrow I am going to drink a gallon of prune juice and then surgically remove my lower ribs with a plastic fork without general anaesphetic and then bite off the rest of my nob...then eat it..whilst shitting in my face. For ****s sake Milan, share the wealth, and I won't go through with Much love and respect BJS blank, diddly squat*, goose egg*, insignificancy, naught, nil, nobody, nonentity, nothing, nothingness, nought, nullity, squat, zilch, zip, zippo*, zot* I'm not expecting anything tomorrow with the fixtures being released so it's all down to Friday, and we've had posters predicting announcements. It's going to need to be something spectacular if they want to see a big boost in ST renewals.
JoeyB Posted 13 June 2007 Posted 13 June 2007 I will cut off my penis with a rusty breadknife should we fail to nail a transfer today Gutted
stez Posted 13 June 2007 Posted 13 June 2007 chill chaps, there's still an hour and a half of today left.................
Vennegoor10 Posted 13 June 2007 Posted 13 June 2007 getting closer, if the worst happens, can i have your avatar?
He's not bald Posted 13 June 2007 Posted 13 June 2007 getting closer, if the worst happens, can i have your avatar? Choose your weapons boys!
Lester LXXIV Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 Choose your weapons boys! Just call me Foxile the eunuch from now on.... :pinch:
Daggers Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 If we don't make a signing today then I am having my puppy's bollocks cut off. Hell - I'll have them cut off anyway. It's the way I like to live my life.
Lord Nibblington Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 If we don't make a signing today then I am having my puppy's bollocks cut off.Hell - I'll have them cut off anyway. It's the way I like to live my life. Without Bollocks? Interesting.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 If we don't make a signing today then I am having my puppy's bollocks cut off.Hell - I'll have them cut off anyway. It's the way I like to live my life. you don't know Amanda Monti do you? *see testicle thread in general section*
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