Friday Night

[Manwell Pablo]

So it anyone doing anything fun tonight?

[The People's Hero]

Only out for a meal for my mum's birthday.

Spending the weekend in Sussex, seeing the other half's family.

Keen (as Alex would say, if he weren't stuck in a boring lecture, hungover).

[Fez of Mahrez]

Keen.

[The People's Hero]

Keen.

I'm Keen.

Commander Keen.

[Fez of Mahrez]

I'm Keen.

Commander Keen.

I'm c) Roy Keane.

[The People's Hero]

I'm c) Roy Keane.

I'm Robbie Keane.

And also the drummer, from keane.

Oh and a long distance runner, from keane-ya.

I'm also popular but irritating R&B'ster Keane West.

[Geo V]

I used my powers in the art of bulls**t by getting out of going to watch Mama Mia with my cousin who is over from Cyprus and her 3 mates (she used to live in the UK, in Nottingham no less) but am meeting up with them after the show. From there I am fugged if I know what they want to do as I have never met any of her mates and don't know what they will want to do from there. I have no great experience of Nottingham lasses but I picture them being about ten years behind London by way of dress sense and all look alike despite not being related.

Lets hope they I am very wrong and the night is fun.

[Manwell Pablo]

I'm Keen.

Commander Keen.

Looks a bit like you.

[The People's Hero]

I used my powers in the art of bulls**t by getting out of going to watch Mama Mia with my cousin who is over from Cyprus and her 3 mates (she used to live in the UK, in Nottingham no less) but am meeting up with them after the show. From there I am fugged if I know what they want to do as I have never met any of her mates and don't know what they will want to do from there. I have no great experience of Nottingham lasses but I picture them being about ten years behind London by way of dress sense and all look alike despite not being related.

Lets hope they I am very wrong and the night is fun.

<dull>

If that's what I think it is, I write some cover for that.

</dull>

[Manwell Pablo]

I used my powers in the art of bulls**t by getting out of going to watch Mama Mia with my cousin who is over from Cyprus and her 3 mates (she used to live in the UK, in Nottingham no less) but am meeting up with them after the show. From there I am fugged if I know what they want to do as I have never met any of her mates and don't know what they will want to do from there. I have no great experience of Nottingham lasses but I picture them being about ten years behind London by way of dress sense and all look alike despite not being related.

Lets hope they I am very wrong and the night is fun.

They're average in bed.

EDIT: I only know this because Ultra told me.

[James.]

80's fancy dress house party in Bristol tonight. Going to be rather big.

Although I delegated costume design to two evil Bristol ladies. I am being stitched up, big time.

For those of you fortunate enough to be my friend on Facebook look out for some horrific photos of me in the next few days. I have already been told I am to wear a pubic wig.

[Geo V]

They're average in bed.

EDIT: I only know this because Ultra told me.

Im not worried now as Nathalie (cousin) just sent me a pic of one of the lasses.

[The People's Hero]

80's fancy dress house party in Bristol tonight. Going to be rather big.

Although I delegated costume design to two evil Bristol ladies. I am being stitched up, big time.

For those of you fortunate enough to be my friend on Facebook look out for some horrific photos of me in the next few days. I have already been told I am to wear a pubic wig.

Merkin.

Use this word, well, goodfellows.

[James.]

Merkin.

Use this word, well, goodfellows.

That's the chap!! I had to look it up on Wikipedia when they first told me.

I've decided, far from being embarrassed, I'm going to look f**king great.

[The People's Hero]

That's the chap!! I had to look it up on Wikipedia when they first told me.

I've decided, far from being embarrassed, I'm going to look f**king great.

We should go to a Leicester game in fancy dress sometime.

Not a special game. Just a random one. Hull away or something.

And everytime people ask us about it, act like we don't know what they're on about.

[Fez of Mahrez]

We should go to a Leicester game in fancy dress sometime.

Not a special game. Just a random one. Hull away or something.

And everytime people ask us about it, act like we don't know what they're on about.

I am, unsurprisingly, in.

Not Hull away though, I'm not bothering with that. How about Burnley at home?

[The People's Hero]

I am, unsurprisingly, in.

Not Hull away though, I'm not bothering with that. How about Burnley at home?

Sounds suitable in terms of it being a nothing game between two fairly poor Championship sides in which we'll hustle and bustle and eventually lose one nil because Andy King wasn't playing.

When is it?

[Manwell Pablo]

I am, unsurprisingly, in.

Not Hull away though, I'm not bothering with that. How about Burnley at home?

What? We've got a possible football game and beers at Hullfox towers planned and everything.

Curse you Fez.

[The People's Hero]

What? We've got a possible football game and beers at Hullfox towers planned and everything.

Curse you Fez.

Yeah, Fez!

[Fez of Mahrez]

Nah, we're in London the night before to see We Are Scientists!

[Manwell Pablo]

Nah, we're in London the night before to see We Are Scientists!

Screw that, I'll sing a few of their more famous hits for you.

My Body is your body, I wont tell anybody etc etc.

[The People's Hero]

Nah, we're in London the night before to see We Are Scientists!

Thanks diaryboy! Haha! Diaryboy.

Or would you rather be Dairyboy?

Hmmm.

[Fez of Mahrez]

Thanks diaryboy! Haha! Diaryboy.

Or would you rather be Dairyboy?

Hmmm.

Hmmmmmmmmmm.

Did you like my song dedication?

[The People's Hero]

Hmmmmmmmmmm.

Did you like my song dedication?

It brought up bad bad memories of an argument I long since decided to drop.

[Fez of Mahrez]

It brought up bad bad memories of an argument I long since decided to drop.

Oh.

I thought it was rather amusing meself.