filbertway Posted 30 June 2007 Posted 30 June 2007 Girlfriend put on a film at 7pm after making a lovely dinner, had a peach and apricot yoghurt about 8:30pm I was in bed at 10:20am and asleep by half past. Got up this morning at 9am a full 10.5 hour kip!I'm well exciting me, thought i would share my excellent evening with you all. And I'm only 24 I make that 22 and a half hours sleep.
James. Posted 30 June 2007 Posted 30 June 2007 Oranjeboom (pints of). Argentinian Malbec (bottle of). Argentinian Steak (500 grams of). More malbec. Bed.
Simi Posted 27 September 2007 Posted 27 September 2007 About time to bring this bad boy back I reckon. So, how have peoples Fridays been/going to be tomorrow?
JoeyB Posted 27 September 2007 Posted 27 September 2007 About time to bring this bad boy back I reckon.So, how have peoples Fridays been/going to be tomorrow? Mines gona be shit at work for 6! Things we do for leicester!
mkingy Posted 27 September 2007 Posted 27 September 2007 About time to bring this bad boy back I reckon.So, how have peoples Fridays been/going to be tomorrow? 18th Birthday. nuff said.
lcfc_jme Posted 27 September 2007 Posted 27 September 2007 Weak. Very weak indeed. College until 4:15 on a Friday afternoon. And then not venturing out either. It's a complete disgrace.
Alexikokopops Posted 28 September 2007 Posted 28 September 2007 Priceless. Bloody hell, I got around a bit last night. Going for a drink with ATTRActIVE GIRL tonight, KEEN.
Manwell Pablo Posted 28 September 2007 Posted 28 September 2007 Bloody hell, I got around a bit last night.Going for a drink with ATTRActIVE GIRL tonight, KEEN. Do you know her name. Are you going to call her ATTRActIVE GIRL KEEN. Or Max, that’s a beautiful name.
Alexikokopops Posted 28 September 2007 Posted 28 September 2007 Do you know her name.Are you going to call her ATTRActIVE GIRL KEEN. Or Max, that’s a beautiful name. Max, ATTRActIVE GIRL, it's all the same to me. I need a shower. And to probably get to my lecture.
The People's Hero Posted 28 September 2007 Posted 28 September 2007 Max, ATTRActIVE GIRL, it's all the same to me.I need a shower. And to probably get to my lecture. Blimey - this new girl isn't looking after you very well. Where was the bed-sponge-bath and the breakfast in bed? Actually, I'm guessing you didn't do the nasty (actually, it's not nasty, it's nice) (well, for the man) last night.
Manwell Pablo Posted 28 September 2007 Posted 28 September 2007 Blimey - this new girl isn't looking after you very well.Where was the bed-sponge-bath and the breakfast in bed? Actually, I'm guessing you didn't do the nasty (actually, it's not nasty, it's nice) (well, for the man) last night. School boy error. The best course of action with very attaractive girls (in my experince) is to do the nasty before they sober up.
The People's Hero Posted 28 September 2007 Posted 28 September 2007 School boy error.The best course of action with very attaractive girls (in my experince) is to do the nasty before they sober up. Whilst I'd of course know nothing about this, I'd be inclined to agree. Also, sensitivity is decreased and also drunk women's expectations are lower. These 2 things combine to give the girl the impression that you're an adonis in bed. It's only after about the 6th sober 'session' that she realises you're a good for nothing jerk (jerk! haha) and leaves you for that guy who hands his coursework in on time and brushes his teeth morning AND night.
The People's Hero Posted 28 September 2007 Posted 28 September 2007 Fu ck me, love/lust is really in the air for the Foxestalk males at the moment. (Not between ourselves). We're a rare and sought after breed.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 28 September 2007 Posted 28 September 2007 Fu ck me, love/lust is really in the air for the Foxestalk males at the moment.(Not between ourselves). We're a rare and sought after breed.
Dames Posted 28 September 2007 Posted 28 September 2007 Fu ck me, love/lust is really in the air for the Foxestalk males at the moment.(Not between ourselves). We're a rare and sought after breed. Including Ultra.... so he says
The People's Hero Posted 28 September 2007 Posted 28 September 2007 Is that meant to be a smiley representation of me really enjoying some filthy and rigorous action between the sheets whilst my good lady lies there wondering if she's missing the start of Eastenders?
Manwell Pablo Posted 28 September 2007 Posted 28 September 2007 Only a true proffezor of ermm, what is it he does again Astro physics? We'll say Astro Physics. Could come up with such funnys using only smilies.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 28 September 2007 Posted 28 September 2007 Is that meant to be a smiley representation of me really enjoying some filthy and rigorous action between the sheets whilst my good lady lies there wondering if she's missing the start of Eastenders? Quite. Also you could substitute the word "I" for "you" and the word "Eastenders" for "any shit going". But still.
The People's Hero Posted 28 September 2007 Posted 28 September 2007 Quite.Also you could substitute the word "I" for "you" and the word "Eastenders" for "any shit going". But still. It's like a multi purpose equation. Through further substitution it can also be used to measure the distance by which Levi Porter is lacking in terms of both technical ability and application expressed as a factor of the progression of Thracian's senility.
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