Phoar! Obligatory sexiest MALE tennis players thread

[AoWW]

Sure it's shallow and shameless - but here goes anyway...

Purely and simply in the name of enhancing your Wimbledon viewing... I'm merely providing a service.

Nicolas Lapentti



Tommy Haas



Andy Roddick



Arnaud Clement



Feliciano Lopez



Jan Michael Gambill



Lleyton Hewitt



Rafael Nadal

[Manwell Pablo]

delete.

[Gené and Tonic]

Where's DavieG when you need him?

[Sods]

STERIODS

[AoWW]

delete.

Why? Nowt pornographic there!

Not making you feel insecure is it guys?

[Manwell Pablo]

Why? Nowt pornographic there!

You left Gael out.

And I'm afraid that makes you a raciest, delete.

[Daggers]

Raciest?

Did some fool say your appalling spelling is tolerated and not mocked mercilessly?

[AoWW]

And I'm afraid that makes you a raciest, delete.

Lots of cultural diversity in my selections so you can't get me on that one!

[The People's Hero]

Why can't they just keep their shirts on?

I mean, sure, I could flaunt my body at every opportunity but do I? Do I? DO I?

No. No, I do not.

[Manwell Pablo]

Lots of cultural diversity in my selections so you can't get me on that one!

Hmm, you little minx, you have indeed included Tennis players from Ecuador, Germany, USA and Spain amongst others. Making your selection extremly culturely diverse.

Ok, I put it to you that you are not raciest (just for you Daggers you ****ing ****) you just hate blacks.

[Lord Nibblington]

Why can't they just keep their shirts on?

I mean, sure, I could flaunt my body at every opportunity but do I? Do I? DO I?

No. No, I do not.

Much to the dissapointment of the rest of the world.

[The People's Hero]

Much to the dissapointment of the rest of the world.

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

I'll buy you a beer when you're down, if I can scrounge some money from somewhere.

[Kent Fox]

Why is it ok to show pics of men showing their nipples, but not ok to show same said pics of women??

I believe this is discrimination of a sexual nature and I doth protest.

SHOW WOMENS NIPPLES! SHOW WOMENS NIPPLES!

[Lord Nibblington]

Why is it ok to show pics of men showing their nipples, but not ok to show same said pics of women??

I believe this is discrimination of a sexual nature and I doth protest.

SHOW WOMENS NIPPLES! SHOW WOMENS NIPPLES!

It's all to do with the cut of their jib.

[AoWW]

Why is it ok to show pics of men showing their nipples, but not ok to show same said pics of women??

Ha, double standards, I agree, but hey ho... that's life! :laugh:

[LCGJess]

Hot hot hot.

[LCGSian]

I like

[The People's Hero]

I like

Right.

I'm going to post a pic of me topless.

Who wants to take the picture?

[AoWW]

Hot hot hot.

I like

Good girls... I knew you could be relied upon to come and visit! :thumbsup:

[Manwell Pablo]

Right.

I'm going to post a pic of me topless.

Who wants to take the picture?

You still wont be a tennis player though.

And I am.

Admitedly probabley not as good as most of them.

Probabley still better than Tim Henman though.

[LCGJess]

Good girls... I knew you could be relied upon to come and visit! :thumbsup:

Obviously

[Lord Nibblington]

Right.

I'm going to post a pic of me topless.

Who wants to take the picture?

Err. Didn't Kokopops take one of you in the hotel sans shirt?

Or did I just dream that?

[The People's Hero]

Err. Didn't Kokopops take one of you in the hotel sans shirt?

Or did I just dream that?

Have you been dreaming about me again?

[Manwell Pablo]

Err. Didn't Kokopops take one of you in the hotel sans shirt?

Or did I just dream that?

Not exactly flattering was it, he wasn't breathing in or anything.

[The People's Hero]

Not exactly flattering was it, he wasn't breathing in or anything.

To be honest, I was barely breathing at all.

I felt like I'd been run over by a train. Twice.