LCGSian Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Nope. My eyes aren't so close that they're practically touching, thanks. Haha! Nice one.
LCGJess Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Haha! Nice one. At least he doesn't have a 'teef' smile.
LCGSian Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 At least he doesn't have a 'teef' smile. Nothing wrong with smiling
Lord Nibblington Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Far too much watering of the eyes in this thread. Poke 'em out, I say!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 At least hell is full of interesting people. I'm gonna be stuck with Bono and Bob Geldof.
LCGJess Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 You can all go to hell. Fez does not look like Andy Murray. (I didn't get told to do this or anything.. )
Fez of Mahrez Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 That's even worse than silence. I'm going to Facebook.
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 That's even worse than silence.I'm going to Facebook. Don't you run both? One in each window?
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Multitasking? Isn't that what those womenfolk do? Is that when they moan about 2 things at once?
Fez of Mahrez Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Is that when they moan about 2 things at once? I think that's a multiple orgasm. (I'm back, I couldn't find anything to do on Facebook)
Lord Nibblington Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Is that when they moan about 2 things at once? Are we back to you not satisfying 2 women at once?
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Are we back to you not satisfying 2 women at once? At once OR in isolation. Come on - I'm not a one trick pony.
Flynny Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Is that when they moan about 2 things at once? Depends whether you mean 2 things at the same time, or moan about something but really its pretext and they're moaning about something entirely different.
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Depends whether you mean 2 things at the same time, or moan about something but really its pretext and they're moaning about something entirely different. Wow. You know a LOT about women. From now on, all my dealings with women are ceded over to you as my official agent.
Flynny Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Wow. You know a LOT about women.From now on, all my dealings with women are ceded over to you as my official agent. I'm parrotting tired " women" routines from numberless sitcoms. Does that count as knowledge? Good. At least this worked better than the time I watched "Love Thy Neighbour" for tips before applying for a community relations officer post.
AoWW Posted 26 June 2007 Author Posted 26 June 2007 Multitasking? Isn't that what those womenfolk do? Is that when they moan about 2 things at once? I think that's a multiple orgasm. Nope, multitasking is when they moan about 2 things at once whilst having a multiple orgasm.
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Nope, multitasking is when they moan about 2 things at once whilst having a multiple orgasm. Your partner is obviously better in bed than I... and probably not as annoying as me either if you're only moaning about two things. I feel extremely humbled.
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 When it comes to women and orgasms, I refer to it as 'multi-faking'. I should be on the stage. I really, genuinely should.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 No wonder they're moaning if that's your sex face.
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 No wonder they're moaning if that's your sex face. My sex face is a mix of disbelief and gratitude.
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