Phube Posted 28 June 2007 Posted 28 June 2007 Found in a well resected daily newspaper: Over the last month I became the vuctim of a clever scam whilst shopping at Tesco.Here's how it works: Two gorgeous girls come over to your car as you load your shopping into the boot. They start wiping your windscreen with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. When you offer to pay them, they say 'NO' and instead ask you to give them a lift to another shopping centre. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over, into the front seat and performs oral sex on you... while the other steals your wallet! I had my wallet stolen on June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th and 20th! And perhaps again this weekend if I can afford some more wallets. Please pass this message on to warn all the men you know!!
coale39 Posted 28 June 2007 Posted 28 June 2007 Found in a well resected daily newspaper: Those selfish whores.
Dr The Singh Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 I have no wallet, they are welcome to rob my loose change!!!
Zingari Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 I have no wallet, they are welcome to rob my loose change!!! i only carry small amounts in my trousers but they're more than welcome to help themselves to some meat and two veg as an alternative to cash
Dr The Singh Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 i only carry small amounts in my trousers but they're more than welcome to help themselves to some meat and two veg as an alternative to cash I would offer mine, but i doubt it would satisfy there hunger, oh well....aslong as i'm satisfied who gives a foook!!!
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