Jobs you'd never consider doing

[Durnerz]

Telesales, being told to piss off 50 times a day doesnt appear appealing for me.

[lcfc till i die]

Make your mind up, which 1 are you?

No because dustbin lady sounds funny!!

He/She said in the questionnaire thread that he/she was 12. perhaps he/she doesnt know yet?

Im a girl and im 12, And dustbin lady sounds funny!!

[Finnegan]

I could never work for the council. Those people must be so dumb and had crap educations.

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[MPH]

A black cab driver in London may earn more than the average taxi driver, but loaded? I don't think so.

well i guess it depends on what 'loaded' means to the individual.....

my dad ( who is a taxi driver) can earn a thousand in a week no problem..

shame he never earnt that much when i was young and living at home.

[MPH]

You do realise that in the Northern Hemisphere we prefer to bury our people in sealed wooden caskets. Usually when they're actually dead. The mind boggles how it must be done in Oz

there was a program on tv a few months ago called ' So you think you can nurse' 4 people from tv had to try their hand at being a nurse, one of them being Sean Hughes. Irish comedian type bloke. He was following this nurse around doing various things and eventually they came to this patients room. The nurse said to him " ok, we need to go in and sort this patient out now who is deceased" The look of Horror on his face. " Deceased?! what, as in dead?" he went so pale. quite amusing.

[Geo V]

I agree....surely in womens Golf they should use women caddies

Good old Uncle explained to me that all women golfers should at least wear bikini`s as they played otherwise it wasnt worth it as they are all shite. I made the mistake of telling him that some women have actually played on the mens tour but then messed up when he asked how they did as I admitted they mostly missed the cut and did shite. Thank god there isnt any womens football on TV or else there is every chance I could come back home to a TV like a polo, with a hole in it.

[mancunianfox]

I had to have someone read this post out for me but they assure me it's very astute and really reflects the superior intelligence of the author.

Superb reply

[Guest]

Good old Uncle explained to me that all women golfers should at least wear bikini`s as they played otherwise it wasnt worth it as they are all shite.

I can see why he'd think that....