lcfcire Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 Do you play Gaelic Football??? No i play hurling i dont play on a team though
Finnegan Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 No i play hurling i dont play on a team though We all do a bit of that, o'er 'ere. A bit too much battle cruising and Hughie knows all about my hurling skills.
Kent Fox Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 Plenty of our squad would do well at Gaelic Footy. It's the only game I know that you score if you miss the net and put it over the top.. In fact, I'd do well in it. Where can I play in Kent??
The People's Hero Posted 31 August 2007 Author Posted 31 August 2007 Plenty of our squad would do well at Gaelic Footy.It's the only game I know that you score if you miss the net and put it over the top.. In fact, I'd do well in it. Where can I play in Kent?? Ditto. ps Kentfox - coming to Charlton game?
Kent Fox Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 Ditto.ps Kentfox - coming to Charlton game? Dunno! No job, no cash. Would like to though. Might have to do the dirty deed with the missus for some brownie points (and cash).
The People's Hero Posted 31 August 2007 Author Posted 31 August 2007 Dunno!No job, no cash. Would like to though. Might have to do the dirty deed with the missus for some brownie points (and cash). I have to have brownie points in hand to get to do the dirty deed. Where am I going wrong? I need guidance my fellow kent based foxy friend.
Kent Fox Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 I have to have brownie points in hand to get to do the dirty deed.Where am I going wrong? I need guidance my fellow kent based foxy friend. First of all, you need to be married. This in turn changes a woman from a sex goddess into a no-sex goddess. Then you need to abstain from doing the deed for a while. Then you ONLY do it with a feigned "oh, if I must" expression. Then you ask if you can go out / to footy / to the pub / to Ibiza with your mates. The latter has never worked
The People's Hero Posted 31 August 2007 Author Posted 31 August 2007 First of all, you need to be married. This in turn changes a woman from a sex goddess into a no-sex goddess.Then you need to abstain from doing the deed for a while. Then you ONLY do it with a feigned "oh, if I must" expression. Then you ask if you can go out / to footy / to the pub / to Ibiza with your mates. The latter has never worked So basically, don't get married... but keep promising that you do plan to some day?
Lord Nibblington Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 So basically, don't get married... but keep promising that you do plan to some day? And don't forget the old engagement trick.
Father Ted Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 No i play hurling i dont play on a team though Cool I play Gaelic though when we go to places like Birmingham it all kicks off with the 'hurleys' that we all bring along.
Kent Fox Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 So basically, don't get married... but keep promising that you do plan to some day? Could work.. I tried it and got away with it for years until we won the bloody League Cup, I got very drunk and told her I didn't want kids, she broke down and I felt sorry / guilty and proposed. The rest is painfulhistory... Conversely, you could try it and get dumped anyway. EDIT: I do actually love my wife - she is the only one who would ever tolerate me.
The People's Hero Posted 31 August 2007 Author Posted 31 August 2007 And don't forget the old engagement trick. Who's tricked who there mate? Hehe. Seriously. 3 months. Engagement. Me no think so! Could work..I tried it and got away with it for years until we won the bloody League Cup, I got very drunk and told her I didn't want kids, she broke down and I felt sorry / guilty and proposed. The rest is painfulhistory... Conversely, you could try it and get dumped anyway. EDIT: I do actually love my wife - she is the only one who would ever tolerate me. Ahh. I'd tolerate you. Apart from the football. The football would have to stop. You're a grown man for christ sake.
Lord Nibblington Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 Seriously. 3 months. Engagement.Me no think so! Just buy her summit pretty. Perhaps socks. Women like socks, don't they?
Alexikokopops Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 Just buy her summit pretty.Perhaps socks. Women like socks, don't they? Everyone likes M&S socks.
The People's Hero Posted 31 August 2007 Author Posted 31 August 2007 Just buy her summit pretty.Perhaps socks. Women like socks, don't they? She bought me socks yesterday from Tesco, beating me to the draw on that one. Still its saved me a few quid. And I have some socks. So who's the winner there eh? I am.
Kent Fox Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 Just buy her summit pretty.Perhaps socks. Women like socks, don't they? They also like Scalextric. She likes it soooo much, she lets me play it.
AoWW Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 We'll meet up with you for a few beers (if I ever go to another game) if you like.Alex will bring some Lincolnshire sausages (raw) you'll just have to humour him I'm afraid. Can I come? I'll bring some Newmarket sausages and we can have one of those 'blind taste test' thingummies. Might need kokopops to cook his though. I saw Lee Phillpot play a match for Lincoln and he just fell over while running down the wing.It was beautiful. Trip over his handbag, did he? Just buy her summit pretty.Perhaps socks. Women like socks, don't they? Erm... if i had to write a list of things I 'like', socks would be nowhere near the top.
Lord Nibblington Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 Erm... if i had to write a list of things I 'like', socks would be nowhere near the top. You sure? I' sure someone told me that women like socks. Especially giant socks. Can't get enough of them, apparently.
Finnegan Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 Yet more proof about the dubious gender of this "woman" of Walshie's.
AoWW Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 Yet more proof about the dubious gender of this "woman" of Walshie's. Tis only dubious to you Finners, it would seem. Others know things you don't.
Lillehamring Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 Quote some Partridge.I love a bit of AlPa, but am not familiar with what you're about to quote, snookums. can't believe you didn't quote one of the funniest lines ever: potato famine? well, that's the price you pay for being a fussy eater...
Lord Nibblington Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 Tis only dubious to you Finners, it would seem. Others know things you don't. Is it your dislike of all things sock related?
Guest Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 I've bought myself loads of stripey socks. Don't know what this has to do with this topic, but seeing as I can't remember what this topic is supposed to be about, does it matter?
Finnegan Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 Tis only dubious to you Finners, it would seem. Others know things you don't. Someone actually KNOWS how Elvis Hammond got a pro contract?
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