How Was Your Day?

[Katy]

Germs guys!

I must've felt rank and didn't realise until I got near it. It's had a double clean now anyway

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Germs guys!

I must've felt rank and didn't realise until I got near it. It's had a double clean now anyway

You must have drank plenty of liquids then

[skinnydipper]

Jesus christ, that's appalling. His teacher'll get chewed out by the head, surely?

I'm up early because me mum's just gone up the hospital fairly certain she's in labour.

What's the news Flynny.Is it a baby fella or a baby lady?

[Katy]

You must have drank plenty of liquids then

I don't have a dinkle

[SOCCERROO FOX]

I don't have a dinkle

I Dont know what dinkle means but it rythmes with winkle so it must be funny

[skinnydipper]

I Dont know what dinkle means but it rythmes with winkle so it must be funny

Fair dinkum

[Tommy G]

Toilets are easy to clean ya just flush them and if theres crap on the side of the bowl just power piss it off

I bet your bathrooms a right state

[SOCCERROO FOX]

I bet your bathrooms a right state

Extremly clean just a few dirty reg grundys floating around

[CKB]

I won a box of chocolate willies at an Ann Summers Party for my knowledge of expletives. My daddy would be so proud.....

That's great! did you eat them all?

[CKB]

I didn't know there was a template for this kind of thing, I merely mentioned a word I liked using

I was just trying to give you suggestions!

[Daggers]

Now, after a really good wine and a vat of cider, today feels very good. This bit where I tore the Head of my kids' school a new ringpiece was a bit of a low point.

[CKB]

Now, after a really good wine and a vat of cider, today feels very good. This bit where I tore the Head of my kids' school a new ringpiece was a bit of a low point.

What did you say??

[Fox You Forest]

I Dont know what dinkle means but it rythmes with winkle so it must be funny

[BigGibbo]

What did you say??

"Now, after a really good wine and a vat of cider, today feels very good" Thats all you need to know.

[Daggers]

What did you say??

I believe some of them feature on "The Rudest Words In Bristain" list

[BigGibbo]

I believe some of them feature on "The Rudest Words In Bristain" list

What no cock?

[BigGibbo]

I should be in bed Damn you coca cola & your columbian slaying caffeine hit!

[CKB]

I believe some of them feature on "The Rudest Words In Bristain" list

Nice one! so you told them to god off a few times?

[BigGibbo]

Nice one! so you told them to god off a few times?

Who new jew was an offensive word? Thats like saying christian etc is offensive!

[CKB]

Who new jew was an offensive word? Thats like saying christian etc is offensive!

Maybe we should start a chant down city when they are playing like tossers and call them jews?

...bad idea? yeah probably!

BTW if there are any jews on here i love you all!

Edited 22 May 2008 by Tamland

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Rude words pffft

Sticks and stones can break my bones but names will never hurt me

[Daggers]

I am deaf.

Not totally, but as good as.

I can't hear shit out of my left ear after my ear drum went pop a day ago and my right one is blocked.

Stupid phlegm.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

I am deaf.

Not totally, but as good as.

I can't hear shit out of my left ear after my ear drum went pop a day ago and my right one is blocked.

Stupid phlegm.

What does shit sound like

[Ric Flair]

Got pissed out of me face last night and rolled back the years. My next door neighbour is an arsehole, so I got a tin of spaghetti out of the cupboard, popped her open and crept in to the garden. I then splattered spaghetti over all of his clothes on the washing line. Looked like there was a tidy G-Star white shirt on there as well. That will hurt him.

Not sure whether the finger will be pointed at me, I mean, let's face it, is a complete stranger going to go and buy a tin of spaghetti, find a random garden and then get down to business. Unlikely, so I reckon i'll be Prime Suspect.

I need an alibi.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Got pissed out of me face last night and rolled back the years. My next door neighbour is an arsehole, so I got a tin of spaghetti out of the cupboard, popped her open and crept in to the garden. I then splattered spaghetti over all of his clothes on the washing line. Looked like there was a tidy G-Star white shirt on there as well. That will hurt him.

Not sure whether the finger will be pointed at me, I mean, let's face it, is a complete stranger going to go and buy a tin of spaghetti, find a random garden and then get down to business. Unlikely, so I reckon i'll be Prime Suspect.

I need an alibi.

You wore on here all night and what fun it was