Koke Posted 10 October 2007 Posted 10 October 2007 Here are a few thoughts for the week. If you're thinking of dressing up in lingerie and having pictures taken of yourself, don't. If you're thinking of sending naked pictures of yourself to a teenager in hope of getting a shag, don't.Oscar de la Hoya and Portsmouth/England striker David Nugent should set up a think tank. Nugent, 22, sent a picture of his sack to a 19 year old shop worker in hopes of getting her in the sack after she refused to return his calls. The mobile picture worked and they've been together ever since. Oh that's right. It didn't work. She forwarded the picture to all her friends in Preston where he used to play. “I couldn’t believe it when I saw a picture of Nugent’s knob, I nearly collapsed laughing...There are a lot of Preston fans who are still cheesed off about him leaving — so this is payback. He must be nuts to send a picture like that to someone he’s just met." "She didn’t really want to know but he kept texting her — then the full-frontal arrived on her mobile. She couldn’t believe it. She was horrified ... He’s not exactly massive in that department, so God only knows what he thought he was going to achieve." Smooth, playboy. Real smooth. Link
Ric Flair Posted 10 October 2007 Posted 10 October 2007 :laugh: :laugh: He's had his pants down there, literally.
Koke Posted 10 October 2007 Author Posted 10 October 2007 ****s sake David. With the millions you have in your bank account, there are other ways to get laid
The People's Hero Posted 10 October 2007 Posted 10 October 2007 ****s sake David. With the millions you have in your bank account, there are other ways to get laid Freund, Sinclair and Dickov had the right idea.
Manwell Pablo Posted 10 October 2007 Posted 10 October 2007 Freund, Sinclair and Dickov had the right idea. What, bang minging, mental, African German (ex) Vice mistresses. Excellent.
The People's Hero Posted 10 October 2007 Posted 10 October 2007 What, bang minging, mental, African German (ex) Vice mistresses. Excellent. Yes. Anything not to play for us at that time it would seem.
Geo V Posted 10 October 2007 Posted 10 October 2007 What a Plank. Footballers in the lower leagues are surrounded by hanger-on women and he has to do something as classy as sending a pic of his sack?? you can imagine his thoughts when he hit the send button...."That ought to do it. How can she not get aroused by my wrinkly sack". What a to$$er
Koke Posted 11 October 2007 Author Posted 11 October 2007 Freund, Sinclair and Dickov had the right idea. And Keith ****ing Gillespie.
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