Guest Daniel Posted 1 March 2005 Posted 1 March 2005 :laugh: Where are the nutters who run on and attack people when you need one?!
davieG Posted 1 March 2005 Author Posted 1 March 2005 :laugh:Where are the nutters who run on and attack people when you need one?! 72858[/snapback] Nothing worse than an old un making a pratt of themselves young uns can get away with it as it would be funny. Stick to boiling eggs Delia Reminds me of Birch and his Winston debacle
davieG Posted 1 March 2005 Author Posted 1 March 2005 What on earth was she thinking? 72866[/snapback] That's the problem she wasn't Thinking
Solihullfox Posted 1 March 2005 Posted 1 March 2005 What on earth was she thinking? 72866[/snapback] That's the problem she wasn't Thinking 72867[/snapback] Thinking ????? Drinking more like
Wellman Posted 1 March 2005 Posted 1 March 2005 What on earth was she thinking? 72866[/snapback] That's the problem she wasn't Thinking 72867[/snapback] Thinking ????? Drinking more like 72871[/snapback] , keep to the cooking
Phil Posted 1 March 2005 Posted 1 March 2005 We are loving this IngredientsOne tired and emotional TV chef, a free hospitality bar, 24,000 people, a microphone, a rotten football team and absolutely no shame whatsoever. Follow instructions carefully... 1) Pickle your TV chef for several hours in a melange of whiskey, red wine and white spirit, with a side dish of either beef or salmon. 2) Pre-heat with a tense relegation battle, reaching boiling point just before kick-off. 3) Stir in two early goals to add flavour and raise expectations, taking care to ensure your TV chef is marinading nicely - you'll know by checking the colour of her face against a packet of Walkers Prawn Cocktail crisps if you have some handy. If not, that's a deep pink. 4) After 9-10 minutes of occasional agitation, drop in an away goal to add a little spice. Turn up the heat slightly - you may have to oil your TV chef a little to prevent sticking. Don't be shy with the red wine. She won't be. 5) Leave it bubbling nicely for a further 12 minutes before adding the vital ingredient - another away goal. Turn up to maximum heat and add white spirit, stirring continuously as your TV chef begins to crack. 6) Ignore the smoke alarm and continue to heat until half-time, when you take your well done TV chef out of the oven and serve her whole in front of over 24,000 people. 7) Garnish her with a microphone, serve with a camera and then gorge yourselves as she shouts: "For the best fussball supporters in the world, we need a 12th man. Where are you? Where are you? Let's be 'aving you. Come on!"
Alexikokopops Posted 1 March 2005 Posted 1 March 2005 We are loving this IngredientsOne tired and emotional TV chef, a free hospitality bar, 24,000 people, a microphone, a rotten football team and absolutely no shame whatsoever. Follow instructions carefully... 1) Pickle your TV chef for several hours in a melange of whiskey, red wine and white spirit, with a side dish of either beef or salmon. 2) Pre-heat with a tense relegation battle, reaching boiling point just before kick-off. 3) Stir in two early goals to add flavour and raise expectations, taking care to ensure your TV chef is marinading nicely - you'll know by checking the colour of her face against a packet of Walkers Prawn Cocktail crisps if you have some handy. If not, that's a deep pink. 4) After 9-10 minutes of occasional agitation, drop in an away goal to add a little spice. Turn up the heat slightly - you may have to oil your TV chef a little to prevent sticking. Don't be shy with the red wine. She won't be. 5) Leave it bubbling nicely for a further 12 minutes before adding the vital ingredient - another away goal. Turn up to maximum heat and add white spirit, stirring continuously as your TV chef begins to crack. 6) Ignore the smoke alarm and continue to heat until half-time, when you take your well done TV chef out of the oven and serve her whole in front of over 24,000 people. 7) Garnish her with a microphone, serve with a camera and then gorge yourselves as she shouts: "For the best fussball supporters in the world, we need a 12th man. Where are you? Where are you? Let's be 'aving you. Come on!" 72900[/snapback] lol
Nathan_Ellington_WAFC Posted 1 March 2005 Posted 1 March 2005 ha, not the best idea shes ever cooked up i nearly choked laughing
Alexikokopops Posted 2 March 2005 Posted 2 March 2005 ha, not the best idea shes ever cooked upi nearly choked laughing 72960[/snapback] HA!! If I was drinking a drink, it would have come out my nose by now I'm easily amused
Chandler Posted 2 March 2005 Posted 2 March 2005 A bit embarrassing, but hardly amusing. The cringeworthy bit is the descent from her plummy: 'Best supporters in the world' to her mockney fishwifey: 'Let's be 'avin' you!' Apart from that, Delia's alright - so leave her alone!
Katy Posted 2 March 2005 Posted 2 March 2005 A bit embarrassing, but hardly amusing.The cringeworthy bit is the descent from her plummy: 'Best supporters in the world' to her mockney fishwifey: 'Let's be 'avin' you!' Apart from that, Delia's alright - so leave her alone! 72976[/snapback] Best had then, night!
stez Posted 2 March 2005 Posted 2 March 2005 A bit embarrassing, but hardly amusing.The cringeworthy bit is the descent from her plummy: 'Best supporters in the world' to her mockney fishwifey: 'Let's be 'avin' you!' Apart from that, Delia's alright - so leave her alone! 72976[/snapback] Ok
Phil Posted 2 March 2005 Posted 2 March 2005 A bit embarrassing, but hardly amusing.The cringeworthy bit is the descent from her plummy: 'Best supporters in the world' to her mockney fishwifey: 'Let's be 'avin' you!' Apart from that, Delia's alright - so leave her alone! 72976[/snapback] heck no! here remix of her speech in the shops 2 weeks from monday lol http://www.twtd.co.uk/delia-fastcar.mp3
Ash Posted 2 March 2005 Posted 2 March 2005 Sounded like she was having a go at the fans, not encouraging them
TornadoShaunUK Posted 2 March 2005 Posted 2 March 2005 http://www.canaries.premiumtv.co.uk/page/N...0.html?ptvParm= Her thoughts on it all...
Anish Posted 2 March 2005 Posted 2 March 2005 http://www.canaries.premiumtv.co.uk/page/N...0.html?ptvParm=Her thoughts on it all... 73175[/snapback] Error message
Random Burglar Posted 22 March 2005 Posted 22 March 2005 I have a mate who is a Norwich fan and he cant stand it when i mention it to him. Absolutely hilarious.
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 3 November 2005 Posted 3 November 2005 I have a mate who is a Norwich fan and he cant stand it when i mention it to him. Absolutely hilarious. Just found out about that - well funny innit
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