Shall

[The People's Hero]

I

put

the

kettle

on?

What are your orders? GO!

For me.

One tea. Strong. 1/3 teaspoon of sugar. 2 x hobnob. 1 x Coconut Macaroon.

[The People's Hero]

I

put

the

kettle

on?

What are your orders? GO!

For me.

One tea. Strong. 1/3 teaspoon of sugar. 2 x hobnob. 1 x Coconut Macaroon.

Now, look here, I'll be making this tea at 12.05, so get your orders in.

And I'm not making sodding coffee.

[AoWW]

Now, look here, I'll be making this tea at 12.05, so get your orders in.

And I'm not making sodding coffee.

I'll ignore that comment in the hope that you do it without actually noticing.

Coffee, black, none - please. Thanks.

Toblerone, would be nice too. Or a biscuit, if that's all on offer.

[Master Fox]

Mushroom tea.

[The People's Hero]

I'll ignore that comment in the hope that you do it without actually noticing.

Coffee, black, none - please. Thanks.

Toblerone, would be nice too. Or a biscuit, if that's all on offer.

Done, if I can share the toblerone.

*spits in palm and offers handshake*

[Guest]

I have Hob Nobs in my office.

Go me.

[The People's Hero]

I have Hob Nobs in my office.

Go me.

Me too.

I also have some cookies from M & S.

[Guest]

Me too.

I also have some cookies from M & S.

M&S Cookies beats low fat digestives.

Damn Biscuit Top Trumps.

[Alexikokopops]

I've just woken up, can I have some tea?

I have a meeting at 1, quick sharp!

[AoWW]

Done, if I can share the toblerone.

*spits in palm and offers handshake*

Awww, you're an angel. Lovely coffee, pet.

*discreetly wipes spit off hand* Ewww.

[The People's Hero]

Awww, you're an angel. Lovely coffee, pet.

*discreetly wipes spit off hand* Ewww.

Pet eh?

That makes me teacher's pet.

OLE!

*spits again, this time in Mablo's palm*

[Monk]

Garibaldi for me please

[Bellend Sebastian]

We've got Waitrose chocolate and cognac cake in our office. Beat that

[Monk]

Sicko