The Piano and The Chair

[The People's Hero]

And so the piano said to the chair,

'don't you get bored', 'just sitting there?'

'Why, yes I do' the chair replied,

And for the rest of the day, he sat and cried.

[Zingari]

Yesterday on the stair,

I met a man who wasn't there,

He wasn't there again today,

I wish to God he'd go away.

[The People's Hero]

Yesterday on the stair,

I met a man who wasn't there,

He wasn't there again today,

I wish to God he'd go away.

Ah, Zingari, my friend in the know,

I'm sorry to confuse you so,

There is no man, come and go,

You're sensing the presence of the Piano.

[Tabou]

Mary Had a little lamb

She couldnt stop it grunting

so she tied it to an iron gate

and kicked its little ... oops wrong thread

[Manwell Pablo]

Im getting really confused with this shit.

I don't understand poetry one little bit.

In fact chances are, I've done this wrong.

But unlike jim, I don't wear a thong.

[Dr The Singh]

Im getting really confused with this shit.

I don't understand poetry one little bit.

In fact chances are, I've done this wrong.

But unlike jim, I don't wear a thong.

But you do wear a sarong though Manpabs???

Im getting really confused with this shit.

I don't understand poetry one little bit.

In fact chances are, I've done this wrong.

But unlike jim, I don't wear a thong.

But you do wear a sarong though Manpabs???

[Tabou]

Im a poet

and i did not realise

[Manwell Pablo]

But you do wear a sarong though Manpabs???

But you do wear a sarong though Manpabs???

Manpabs, Manwell, Manny & Mablo,

Hom many more names, nobody knows,

but one thing I can tell you, and this is for sure,

I don't wear a sarong, and your mothers a........

[Dr The Singh]

Manpabs, Manwell, Manny & Mablo,

Hom many more names, nobody knows,

but one thing I can tell you, and this is for sure,

I don't wear a sarong, and your mothers a........

...maker of lovely sarongs!!!

[The People's Hero]

Manpabs, Manwell, Manny & Mablo,

Hom many more names, nobody knows,

but one thing I can tell you, and this is for sure,

I don't wear a sarong, and your mothers a........

Manpabs, Manwell, Manny & Mablo,

Or to give him his full name, El Diablo,

Purveyor of prossies, provider of socks,

Time to place him in the stocks?

[Rincewind]

A poets life is not easy. Don't knock

They can suffer from writers' block

They come to the last but one line

Then can't think of a word to

[Manwell Pablo]

Manpabs, Manwell, Manny & Mablo,

Or to give him his full name, El Diablo,

Purveyor of prossies, provider of socks,

Time to place him in the stocks?

Woolers, James, Hero or Jim?

Promiscuous poster, a maker of din,

But I want to question, why is this so

Is it because, he eats uncooked doe?

[The People's Hero]

Woolers, James, Hero or Jim?

Promiscuous poster, a maker of din,

But I want to question, why is this so

Is it because, he eats uncooked doe?

Uncooked doe is a perfect treat,

Here's some directions. Eat.

Make sure to chew and then digest,

I find this works out for the best.

[lildave3]

This could become a money making series of books for you TPH. I do demand 30% should this be the case though.

[The People's Hero]

This could become a money making series of books for you TPH. I do demand 30% should this be the case though.

Money you say?

I'm listening.

[lildave3]

Money you say?

I'm listening.

Yes, money I said.

Create more of these little bundles of chuckles and you'll be rich! Rich I tells ya!

As will I, with the 45% you'll be giving me.

[Manwell Pablo]

Yes, money I said.

Create more of these little bundles of chuckles and you'll be rich! Rich I tells ya!

As will I, with the 45% you'll be giving me.

Ah Little Dave, seems he's on the rob,

with his 45%, he'll enlarge his knob

but when it's too late, a lesson will be taught

you can't have dick surgery, if your legs are to short.

[The People's Hero]

Yes, money I said.

Create more of these little bundles of chuckles and you'll be rich! Rich I tells ya!

As will I, with the 45% you'll be giving me.

What's your input for this forty five percent?

Other than doom and gloom and discontent,

Go see Rob Kelly as you appear to be muddled,

I suggest your efforts be re-doubled.

[lildave3]

Ah Little Dave, seems he's on the rob,

with his 45%, he'll enlarge his knob

but when it's too late, a lesson will be taught

you can't have dick surgery, if your legs are to short.

:laugh:

What's your input for this forty five percent?

Other than doom and gloom and discontent,

Go see Rob Kelly as you appear to be muddled,

I suggest your efforts be re-doubled.

Staying in bed, my input will be,

Thinking of ideas for thee and me.

Err....

I'll just be your financial guider.