General Smuts Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 i wish i was a mudget porn star i'd fcuk you up your fcuking arse! I love you
Simi Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 I work in a shop and every time someone asks if i want the change im screaming in my head'Yes you daft twat else i would have just said a fiver will do! Nah fook it love you keep it ill take it out my wages.' I hate people. You watch Peter Kay then?
James. Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 "Are you related?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's what I get quite often because I happen to share the same surname as the infamous trader responsible for the collapse of Her Majesty's bank.
DB11 Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 "Are you related?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAThat's what I get quite often because I happen to share the same surname as the infamous trader responsible for the collapse of Her Majesty's bank. What is it?
General Smuts Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 You watch Peter Kay then? Yup tis where i got le quote from. Its also my actual job and actually what i think. That allowed smarty pants?
James. Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 Isn't it Clemence? I hope you're coming to see me play on Saturday?
General Smuts Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 I hope you're coming to see me play on Saturday? If he plays ill run onto the pitch and flap my penis his your face. Id wave my season ticket but i don't have one.
lildave3 Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 Yup tis where i got le quote from. Its also my actual job and actually what i think.That allowed smarty pants? No it's not, it's actaully a fairly reasonable question, and makes your job easier. Hmph.
General Smuts Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 No it's not, it's actaully a fairly reasonable question, and makes your job easier. Hmph. Its fair enough when you say 'i've got the change' or 'here's the change' but asking if i want the change when you've not yet given me enough money is fooking retarded.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 The number of fucking times I got asked whether I was going to be Prime Minister while I was doing my Politics degree. Christ alive.
General Smuts Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 The number of fucking times I got asked whether I was going to be Prime Minister while I was doing my Politics degree. Christ alive. Now that i would pay to see. Fez 'Boris Johnson' Bevan
DB11 Posted 15 April 2008 Posted 15 April 2008 Its fair enough when you say 'i've got the change' or 'here's the change' but asking if i want the change when you've not yet given me enough money is fooking retarded. But you obviously know it means if the price is £4.06 and they have a fiver they are asking if you want £5.06 so you can just give them a £1 change so what's the harm in them trying to be helpful?
Rt Hon Percy Longprong Posted 15 April 2008 Posted 15 April 2008 The Fishmongers daughter who lay on the slab & said fillet !!
Rt Hon Percy Longprong Posted 15 April 2008 Posted 15 April 2008 The leper who became a professional poker player but kept throwing his hand in !
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