Trav Le Bleu Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 As has been mentioned, I'm a postie and one thing that really gets on my nerves is this... When I hand mail to someone in person they say, "If theres any bills, you can keep them," and they laugh like it's the funniest joke since a T-Rex slipped on a banana skin. And when I worked in a bank and used to ask people, "is there anything else I can do for you" and they would reply, "yeah, can you give me a £1,000,000 interest free" and then guffaw inanely So like the thread theme says... I've Never Heard That One Before - so in your job or other pastime, what annoying jokey comments do you always get?
Tabou Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 I'm a gynecolgist. I often get asked if my passport reads "F*nny Doctor" Edit: All of the above is fabricated nonsense. I am neither a gynecologist, nor a registered medical staff of any sort. I'd just thought I'd be kind and post in this thread, since its been here for 30 mins...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 14 April 2008 Author Posted 14 April 2008 I'm a gynecolgist. I often get asked if my passport reads "F*nny Doctor" Edit: All of the above is fabricated nonsense. I am neither a gynecologist, nor a registered medical staff of any sort. I'd just thought I'd be kind and post in this thread, since its been here for 30 mins... *tumbleweed rolls past as church bell tolls in the distance*
Bellend Sebastian Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 It's not really work related but clients say it all the time, so I'll mention it anyway. 'You are tall' and the brilliant 'what's the weather like up there?'. You've guessed it, I'm quite tall, but I'm fully aware of it and don't really need it pointing out to me. The response to the former tends to be 'and you're of average height, or slightly smaller', and then they look at me as if I killed Princess Di/kidnapped Maddy etc
Phube Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 "Will I glow in the dark?" Arrrrggghhh... I blame Only Fools and Horses' "Peckham Spring" or the Sipmsons!
Bellend Sebastian Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 As has been mentioned, I'm a postie and one thing that really gets on my nerves is this...When I hand mail to someone in person they say, "If theres any bills, you can keep them," and they laugh like it's the funniest joke since a T-Rex slipped on a banana skin. And when I worked in a bank and used to ask people, "is there anything else I can do for you" and they would reply, "yeah, can you give me a £1,000,000 interest free" and then guffaw inanely So like the thread theme says... I've Never Heard That One Before - so in your job or other pastime, what annoying jokey comments do you always get? If you ever deliver to my house and I know it's you (which I won't) I'll say 'if there are any deliveries of human faeces for me you can keep them' and then we'll both laugh and thanks to this refreshing variation on the theme your faith in humanity will be restored
Webbo Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 As a painter and decorator when I'm painting an outside of a house I guarantee someone will walk by and shout 'missed a bit'.Ha fooking ha.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 As a painter and decorator when I'm painting an outside of a house I guarantee someone will walk by and shout 'missed a bit'.Ha fooking ha. Next time this happens scream as loudly as you can, then just carry on as before
Bryn Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 Not job related but I live on Elm Street, and taxi drivers always say to me "You the nightmare then?" then think they're hilarious. Or worse, they go to my older sister, "You don't look like much of a nightmare love" <_< Usually accompanied by a seedy wink. Urgh.
Durnerz Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 'Oooh I cant see for looking' Well either get specs or look a bit harder you daft ****.
Rt Hon Percy Longprong Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 The council worker who had to empty the sewers . His mate said it was so easy he could do it standing on his head !
Rt Hon Percy Longprong Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 Like the guy who went to visit the blind prostitute & said to her-"I'v got to hand it to you "!
lookwhaticando Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 ... and like the poster who keeps being asked "Don't you also post as wherethefoxhat?"
Rt Hon Percy Longprong Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 ... and like the poster who keeps being asked "Don't you also post as wherethefoxhat?" Are you heckling me ? Because you know what the definition of a HECKLER is don't you ? It's a BAITER ! And your the MASTER of the fecking lot !! :laugh:
lookwhaticando Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 If I'm the master, does that make you the slave? Hold still while I piss all over your face, tramp.
Rt Hon Percy Longprong Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 If I'm the master, does that make you the slave?Hold still while I piss all over your face, tramp. You'd never reach shortarse !
Mickey O'Neil Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 I work in a psychiatric hospital. I always get the "you must be 'nuts' to work there. I have to pick my ribs up from all the laughing I do.
Flynny Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 I do geology. I'll be doing it an Uni next year. Every time I hear the phrase "geology rocks" I start feeling punchy.
Koke Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 The usual tall jokes. People always ask me if I play basketball just because I'm black and 6'4'' - And also how the weather is up there. Very funny.
General Smuts Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 I work in a shop and every time someone asks if i want the change im screaming in my head 'Yes you daft twat else i would have just said a fiver will do! Nah fook it love you keep it ill take it out my wages.' I hate people.
Koke Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 I work in a shop and every time someone asks if i want the change im screaming in my head'Yes you daft twat else i would have just said a fiver will do! Nah fook it love you keep it ill take it out my wages.' I hate people.
Raj Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 as a merchant banker i get "so your a banker eh..nudge nudge wink wink...Bit of a banker are you...ha ha" Im not really a banker..im a sports physcologist...currently emplyed by LCFC! P.S im not really a sports pyscoogist im a milk man!
General Smuts Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 as a merchant banker i get"so your a banker eh..nudge nudge wink wink...Bit of a banker are you...ha ha" Im not really a banker..im a sports physcologist...currently emplyed by LCFC! P.S im not really a sports pyscoogist im a milk man! You are an utter banker Raj it has to be said. And your not a milk man your a midget porn star and we all know it!
Bellend Sebastian Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 The usual tall jokes. People always ask me if I play basketball just because I'm black and 6'4'' - And also how the weather is up there. Very funny. They say it if you're white and 6'4" as well, to which I reply 'no, because it's shit'
Raj Posted 14 April 2008 Posted 14 April 2008 You are an utter banker Raj it has to be said.And your not a milk man your a midget porn star and we all know it! i wish i was a mudget porn star i'd fcuk you up your fcuking arse!
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