4 Kinell Posted 23 April 2008 Posted 23 April 2008 Nothing better down by the river Iv always loved taking my rod out Yes There's something satisfying about a spot of fishing
Barry Trotter Posted 23 April 2008 Posted 23 April 2008 Nothing better down by the river Iv always loved taking my rod out Yes There's something satisfying about a spot of fishing You disgust me.
Uncle Albert Posted 23 April 2008 Posted 23 April 2008 Nothing better down by the river Iv always loved taking my rod out Yes There's something satisfying about a spot of fishing The heat has certainly got to this guy.
The Reverend Posted 23 April 2008 Posted 23 April 2008 Nothing better down by the river Iv always loved taking my rod out Yes There's something satisfying about a spot of fishing Nigh on 50 posts now mate, and still none of them at all funny. Keep trying though mate
AoWW Posted 23 April 2008 Posted 23 April 2008 I kindly corrected your spelling mistake in the topic title.
4 Kinell Posted 23 April 2008 Author Posted 23 April 2008 Nigh on 50 posts now mate, and still none of them at all funny. Keep trying though mate IF you've got the SOH of a dead slug thats ok by me Anyway i bloody hate fishing
Jack Posted 23 April 2008 Posted 23 April 2008 IF you've got the SOH of a dead slug thats ok by me Anyway i bloody hate fishing
leeleic Posted 23 April 2008 Posted 23 April 2008 FISHING RULES!! :w00t: I'm proper glad someone started this thread up!
Jack Posted 23 April 2008 Posted 23 April 2008 FISHING RULES!! :w00t: I'm proper glad someone started this thread up! Note better in the summer than fishing with a few mates, having a laugh
4 Kinell Posted 23 April 2008 Author Posted 23 April 2008 What do you call a fish with no eyes?Fsh. fantastic
4 Kinell Posted 23 April 2008 Author Posted 23 April 2008 I kindly corrected your spelling mistake in the topic title. Thanks I almost fell for it Hook Line & Sinker
Leicester Lass Posted 23 April 2008 Posted 23 April 2008 Thanks I almost fell for it Hook Line & Sinker Oh Cod, I reely can't believe you went there.
4 Kinell Posted 23 April 2008 Author Posted 23 April 2008 Oh Cod, I reely can't believe you went there. Well You have to reel them in Don't you
4 Kinell Posted 23 April 2008 Author Posted 23 April 2008 awful Just spinning a line Some to the bait
4 Kinell Posted 23 April 2008 Author Posted 23 April 2008 Just spinning a line Some to the bait Took the bait Anyway there's a time & plaice for anything By the way A mermaids figure is 34 24 & 85p a lb I'll cast off now
l444ry Posted 23 April 2008 Posted 23 April 2008 Fish Drowning Worldwide Scientists aboard a submersible craft with the very French sounding name of Voulez Vouz Couche Avec Un Poisson have discovered that fish everywhere are drowning. They believe that the fish suddenly realised that they had no nose and the ensuing panic has brought on the sudden death of fish everywhere. The scientists claim that the massive netting and abuse of fish stocks and the effects of pollution and alleged global warming pale in comparison to the panic created by the realisation by the fish that they have no nose. Scientists are suggesting that prosthetic noses be quickly developed and attached to the fish. So far most of the noses they have found are rubber and include a fake pair of glasses and sometimes a moustache and the fish do not seem to care for this arrangement. Magic shops report a run on these items. So far aquarium fish have been spared from this ordeal and soon they may be the only fish left on the planet. Scientists are instructing people not allow the aquarium fish to hear nor view television accounts of the impending disaster.
The Reverend Posted 23 April 2008 Posted 23 April 2008 IF you've got the SOH of a dead slug thats ok by me Anyway i bloody hate fishing No no no, im only having a giraffe mate. Theres no need to carp on about it.
danny. Posted 23 April 2008 Posted 23 April 2008 this forum is not the plaice for these crap fish jokes
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