What did you want to be when you were a boy/girl?

[Trav Le Bleu]

No one ever takes me up on guerilla zoo-keeping

[Phube]

A stuntman!

[AoWW]

I loved Animal Magic. I wanted to talk to the animals like Johnny Morris and take monkeys home with me. I wanted to rear otters from pups and feed the elephants.

So I wantd to be a zookeeper.

Then I grew up and realised it was mostly shovelling sh*t.

I live about a mile from a zoo. On quiet, still nights you sometimes hear the lions and tigers roar. Tis well freaky! :eek:

[The People's Hero]

Lions and tigers and bears?

OH MY!

[AoWW]

Lions and tigers and bears?

OH MY!

There are no bears. There are wolves though.

[Nationwider]

There's nothing more shit-scary than a pack of pissed up bears in a multi-storey.