What grinds my gears...

[Corky]

Hopefully that will clear some peoples minds on the issue of 'Is she fit or not?'

YumYum

Still not for me. I'd give up trying to convince me Tommy

[Maybes]

Fearne Cotton is amazing.

[Tommy G]

Still not for me. I'd give up trying to convince me Tommy

You're mental mate! Abserloutely mental

[Corky]

You're mental mate! Abserloutely mental

Each to their own mate.

[Daggers]

Both of these two annoy me - but the one on the left might be squeezed into my busy social diary if she asked nicely enough. The one on the right can bugger off and stay at Singh's house for the night. Bleurgh!

[Tommy G]

Each to their own mate.

Yeh I guess.

Who would you consider to be better than fern, for diversity purposes it can be a man if you're not into the ladies...

[Corky]

Yeh I guess.

Who would you consider to be better than fern, for diversity purposes it can be a man if you're not into the ladies...

Cheryl Cole

[Tabou]

Yeh I guess.

Who would you consider to be better than fern, for "diversity" purposes it can be a man if you're not into the ladies...

The most subtle chat up line ever. Right there. Boooyaaaa

[Dr The Singh]

Both of these two annoy me - but the one on the left might be squeezed into my busy social diary if she asked nicely enough. The one on the right can bugger off and stay at Singh's house for the night. Bleurgh!

Fair enough, you sort it out, i'm ready for either!! You should have come to the Fan Club on SMuts\Man Pabs borthday, I would have introduced you to many of the left and right kind!!

[Tommy G]

The most subtle chat up line ever. Right there. Boooyaaaa

Erm No

[The Reverend]

Erm No

Even Tabou would nail Fearne.

[Daggers]

Fair enough, you sort it out, i'm ready for either!! You should have come to the Fan Club on SMuts\Man Pabs borthday, I would have introduced you to many of the left and right kind!!

Is it me or does the one on the right have a penis?

[The Reverend]

Is it me or does the one on the right have a penis?

Great shout Daggers!

[Corky]

Alright Tommy G, I give in. Maybe. If she didn't talk

[Dr The Singh]

Is it me or does the one on the right have a penis?

I just noticed that aswell, bugger, I'll gladly have sloppy seconds for the one on the left!!!

[Daggers]

I just noticed that aswell, bugger, I'll gladly have sloppy seconds for the one on the left!!!

Bring a pump - the weight I've put on this last six months I'll flatten her...and she's not exactly meaty to begin with.

[Corky]

Trinny isn't too bad.

[Tilley]

Even Tabou would nail Fearne.

Maybe.

While we are on this subject, I saw Tabou last night.

Dressed in a very smart suit, purchasing, what looked like, alcohol.

[Daggers]

Trinny isn't too bad.

Is she the too-skinny fit(ish) one or the one with a penis?

[Corky]

Is she the too-skinny fit(ish) one or the one with a penis?

The one on the left

[Dr The Singh]

Bring a pump - the weight I've put on this last six months I'll flatten her...and she's not exactly meaty to begin with.

I heard the take aways are cheap and good in erdington. Talking about food, i'm down west brom tommorow for some cracking punjabi chargrilled food before the concert!!

Why don't you let her do all the work, the bitch looks fit enough to sit on your jobber for 60 seconds!!!

Maybe.

While we are on this subject, I saw Tabou last night.

Dressed in a very smart suit, purchasing, what looked like, pornography

Sounds like Tabou!!

[Corky]

I heard the take aways are cheap and good in erdington. Talking about food, i'm down west brom tommorow for some cracking punjabi chargrilled food before the concert!!

Why don't you let her do all the work, the bitch looks fit enough to sit on your jobber for 60 seconds!!!

Sounds like Tabou!!

Is Lee making an appearance?

[Tilley]

Sounds like Tabou!!

Change what I wrote why don't you

[Dr The Singh]

Is Lee making an appearance?

He does have a presence, mind you!!

[Guest]

I hate you.

My day so far:-

1) Met at HQ for weekley meeting.

2) Were told that meeting was going to be 1-2-1

3) Was told to "Explain why we should not fire you and fire your colleagues instead"

4) Told to hang about for 1 hour until they have made up their minds

5) Considered smoking again.

6) Smoked.

7) Got told I can keep my job, on a week-by-week basis dependant upon performance.

8) Applied for job at 2 very well known banks on bloody good money, and one chap rang me back within 20 mins to arrange a meet

Damn the credit crunch/tvvat of a boss.

The way he feels he can talk to me is out of order. I had to "Take 5 minutes to calm down and stop being aggresive"

Shit day.

Today, I have been mostly furious.

Today I've been mostly confused about where my life is headed.

Hugs all round today, methinks

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