skinnydipper Posted 13 June 2008 Posted 13 June 2008 Christians tell me that I won't go to heaven if I don't recognise that Jesus died on the cross to save my soul.Frankly it's not too much of a threat as I imagine their heaven consists of clappy happy singing and lots of praying - it's not really how I picture myself spending eternity.In my heaven there is no praying and no hymn singing. There is however free booze , free drugs and free love. It would have warm seas , sandy beaches,heated pools and jacuzzis. There would be endless supplies of all sorts of food and drink but no one would be fat and there would be no illness. My heaven also has fantastic sports facilities and PS3sand Wiis.LCFC would win the Premier and Champions Leagues most seasons. And finally, in case I got bored of the above there would be the facility to add to or remove aspects of my heaven whenever I wanted.
skinnydipper Posted 13 June 2008 Author Posted 13 June 2008 Try the avairy it's pretty close Would be save for the large hole in the wallet after a visit. Free love I said, free love.
Vacamion Posted 13 June 2008 Posted 13 June 2008 According to Belinda Carlisle, Heaven is a Place on Earth. She obviously has never been to Eyres Monsell.
skinnydipper Posted 13 June 2008 Author Posted 13 June 2008 I'm in heaven every time I watch City So your heaven must also include flaggellation and nipple clamps. I should have known
lildave3 Posted 13 June 2008 Posted 13 June 2008 Heaven is a place on earth. And that place ladies and gentleman, is Brixton.
blue blood Posted 13 June 2008 Posted 13 June 2008 When I die, fook it I wanna go to hell Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to ****' tell It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit the goodie-goodies Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies God will probably have me on some real strict shit No sleepin' all day, no gettin my dick licked Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise fook that shit, I wanna shoot guns and shoot dice.
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