Daggers Posted 9 July 2008 Posted 9 July 2008 I reckon it is the kind of thing perpetrated by men with small dicks. I had a bloke stop in front of me a couple of months back because I'd had the audacity to beep him as his car was over the line and about to hit mine. After sitting there and suffering his torrent of threats and abuse I photographed him and told him I was now driving on and he ought to get out of my way. He didn't. I think I drove over his foot. The pleasure I got from doing so probably means I have a tiny dick too.
davieG Posted 9 July 2008 Posted 9 July 2008 Probably - surely you know? After all you're not that fat!
Daggers Posted 9 July 2008 Author Posted 9 July 2008 Probably - surely you know? After all you're not that fat! I don't compare them in the toilets. (not that I'm going to admit to online)
davieG Posted 9 July 2008 Posted 9 July 2008 I don't compare them in the toilets.(not that I'm going to admit to online) A question of perspective The trouble is that every man sees his own penis in a foreshortened view. The angle at which you look down inevitably makes your penis seem shorter than it is. But when you glance at another man's organ, there's no such foreshortening effect, so very often it'll look as though the other guy is slightly better endowed. A lifetime of comparison of this sort (and virtually every male does a quick mental check on each naked man he sees) can easily make you feel a bit inadequate. But it's important to realise the facts about penis length. Average penis length A non-erect penis usually measures between 8.5cm and 10.5cm (3-4 inches) from tip to base. The average figure is about 9.5cm (3.75 inches), but this kind of precise measurement is rather valueless. Many factors can cause a temporary shrinkage of two inches or more, for instance cold weather or going swimming, so you needn't worry if you happen to fall short of the average figure. Of course, it's true that some men have big penises and some have smaller ones, just as some men have small feet and some have big feet, but the measurement is not - repeat not - an index of virility. Most people think that a tall man will usually have a large penis, but this is not true. The distinguished American researchers Masters and Johnson measured the penile lengths of more than 300 men. The largest organ was 14 cm (5.5 inches) in the flaccid state. It belonged to a slim man who was 5' 7" tall (170 cm). The smallest penis measured 6cm (2.25 inches). It belonged to a fairly heavily built man of 5' 11" (180cm). It's also worth pointing out that there is no correlation between penile size and race. Average size of erections We've talked about the length of the penis in its ordinary non-erect state, but how long should it be when it's erect? Interestingly, most penises are very much the same size when erect. The man whose non-erect penis is smallish will usually achieve about a 100 per cent increase in length during sexual excitement. The man whose non-erect penis is on the largish size will probably manage about a 75 per cent increase. This means the great majority of penises measure between 15cm and 18cm (6-7 inches) when erect, with the average figure being about 16.5cm (6.5 inches). So you can see that even if a man has got a 'small' penis, he's got a built-in compensating factor that will bring him up to about the same size as the guy who appears to be 'better equipped' in the shower room.
blue blood Posted 9 July 2008 Posted 9 July 2008 I reckon it is the kind of thing perpetrated by men with small dicks. I had a bloke stop in front of me a couple of months back because I'd had the audacity to beep him as his car was over the line and about to hit mine. After sitting there and suffering his torrent of threats and abuse I photographed him and told him I was now driving on and he ought to get out of my way. He didn't. I think I drove over his foot. The pleasure I got from doing so probably means I have a tiny dick too. the fighting style of both men above leaves a lot to be desired. they are both off balance and are swinging their arms like women. they are holding no defensive guard or even attacking in an efficent manner.
Daggers Posted 9 July 2008 Author Posted 9 July 2008 A question of perspective That's a pretty thorough survey you seem to have carried out there - still, I guess, everyone needs a hobby
davieG Posted 9 July 2008 Posted 9 July 2008 That's a pretty thorough survey you seem to have carried out there - still, I guess, everyone needs a hobby It's surprising what you find you can dio with your time when your unemployed the fighting style of both men above leaves a lot to be desired. they are both off balance and are swinging their arms like women. they are holding no defensive guard or even attacking in an efficent manner. I thought it was a case of Dancing in the Street at first.
MikeyT Posted 9 July 2008 Posted 9 July 2008 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ul_M6FYq9TY I could barely understand a word that guy said and when i could it seems he has a very limited vocabulary, if you know what i mean!
AoWW Posted 9 July 2008 Posted 9 July 2008 A question of perspective... <waffle about penis sizes> Surely this calls for a poll? No? Oh, ok, maybe not..........
Tabou Posted 9 July 2008 Posted 9 July 2008 the fighting style of both men above leaves a lot to be desired. they are both off balance and are swinging their arms like women. they are holding no defensive guard or even attacking in an efficent manner. The dress sense and haircuts of both men also, leave alot to be desired. **Looks at to do list** 6) Make Camp comment for the day. Check
The People's Hero Posted 9 July 2008 Posted 9 July 2008 The dress sense and haircuts of both men also, leave alot to be desired. **Looks at to do list** 6) Make Camp comment for the day. Check It's only 6 minutes past ten and you've just ticked off the SIXTH item on your to-do list? Sh it!
Darkzzz_ Posted 9 July 2008 Posted 9 July 2008 Road rage has turned into Penis wars! Anyway back to the point, there are some right w*****S on the road. Plenty of people can not drive in Kettering that's for sure. I was coming out of the one way system near work and some Polish guy, car full of kids, started driving towards me, I calmly stated that it was one way, he just stuck his finger up and drove on through! The thought crossed my mind, should I follow him and drown all his kids as punishment?? Anyway I decided against this course of action as I just wanted to get home for my dinner.
The People's Hero Posted 9 July 2008 Posted 9 July 2008 When I was driving around last summer in my convertible with beautiful girlfriend beside me, I used to get carloads of 17 year old personality wannabes crammed in to a Nova with blue neons 'winding down' (note winding down and not pressing a button) their windows to give me some sh it. Questioning my sexuality. Note the irony. 5 spotty, intellectually challenged wa nkstains crammed in to a sh itty Nova on their way to meet their dealer to buy a bag of leaves and twigs for £15 ... actually, I won't go on.
AoWW Posted 9 July 2008 Posted 9 July 2008 When I was driving around last summer in my convertible with beautiful girlfriend beside me, I used to get carloads of 17 year old personality wannabes crammed in to a Nova with blue neons 'winding down' (note winding down and not pressing a button) their windows to give me some sh it. Questioning my sexuality.Note the irony. 5 spotty, intellectually challenged wa nkstains crammed in to a sh itty Nova on their way to meet their dealer to buy a bag of leaves and twigs for £15 ... actually, I won't go on. But EVERYONE (even spotty chavs) knows that driving a MR2 means you're gay. Tis the law. (That was by far the kindest of the many evil replies that ran through my head!!)
The People's Hero Posted 9 July 2008 Posted 9 July 2008 Well, yeah, that's a good point. But I can work it out for myself, I don't need it pointing out by the kappa brigade!
Daggers Posted 9 July 2008 Author Posted 9 July 2008 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ul_M6FYq9TY "Know what I mean?""Know what I mean?" "Know what I mean?" "Know what I mean?" Err. No.
Tabou Posted 9 July 2008 Posted 9 July 2008 It's only 6 minutes past ten and you've just ticked off the SIXTH item on your to-do list?Sh it! Yeh , but in all honesty , points 1 & 3 were Masturbation. List:- 1) Wake up, masturbate. 2) Gym 3) Masturbate 4) Get breakfast on way to work 5) Establish which cock wipe locked me in the carpark last night meaning me sat like a moron in the rain for an hour until key arrived 6) Make Camp comment 7) Check foxestalk/facebook/answerphone for the 14th time today . 8) Work for 15 minutes 9) Coffee 10) Fag. Plan of action sorted
MikeyT Posted 9 July 2008 Posted 9 July 2008 Yeh , but in all honesty , points 1 & 3 were Masturbation. List:- 1) Wake up, masturbate. 2) Gym 3) Masturbate 4) Get breakfast on way to work 5) Establish which cock wipe locked me in the carpark last night meaning me sat like a moron in the rain for an hour until key arrived 6) Make Camp comment 7) Check foxestalk/facebook/answerphone for the 14th time today . 8) Work for 15 minutes 9) Coffee 10) Fag. Plan of action sorted You forgot to add masturbate for a 3rd time! Gotta make it a hatrick!
Tabou Posted 9 July 2008 Posted 9 July 2008 Homophobe. I got too into the BNP thread and have decided that the BNP need a "Faggot Relations Officer".
Joe. Posted 9 July 2008 Posted 9 July 2008 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ul_M6FYq9TY Should have just ran him over.
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